Relationship help thread 3.0... (AAAAAAAAAND ITS GONE!)

Random Hero said:
Well I thank you for your contributions and advice people... I did actually listen to what you have to say... im going to take this girl on a picnic now now... I really like her.. she likes me... If it fails, well so be it.. but im going to sit this one though... she is hot, got an awesome personality, and the chemistry is amazing...

Thanks Guys...



TROLL INCOMING...


And for those who were mean and did not give good advice...

Guess what, I know that one day this girl and I are gonna to get married on top of a mountain, and there's going to be flutes playing and trombones and flowers and garlands of fresh herbs. And we will dance till the sun rises. And then our children will form a family band. And we will tour the countryside and you won't be invited!
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As long as there's no fccking.
 
Random Hero said:
Well I thank you for your contributions and advice people... I did actually listen to what you have to say... im going to take this girl on a picnic now now... I really like her.. she likes me... If it fails, well so be it.. but im going to sit this one though... she is hot, got an awesome personality, and the chemistry is amazing...

Thanks Guys...
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Just hide your expensive electronics for now. That way when she goes full crazy the damage is minimal. Also, put a password lock on your phone.

Just trying to help. :p

Edit: This her, by any chance?

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Random Hero said:
How old are you... geez i like the girl man.. I was asked about gfs then I answered to give a better view! Kind of mean dude... The love making thing is something special to me.. you do just have sex.. it sounds so raw and like its meaningless... making love means you and that person is the centre of the universe... Im a big boy! and i am Alpha.. I do not get walked over...

I really am a nice guy bro...
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says the pussy-whipped Alpha asking for advice :p
 
Ninja'd said:
Heaven forbid she scores less than expected in her next test or finds porn on his browser's history.
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Headlines the day after:

"Police puzzled after multiple adult entertainers found dead under mysterious circumstances"
 
Nick333 said:
Nah, boet. She'll change. The crazy her is not the real her.
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or pussy is in such short demand that he is lucky to score anyone, and puts up with the crazy becasue you know, it's a numbers and odds game :p
 
STS said:
or pussy is in such short demand that he is lucky to score anyone, and puts up with the crazy becasue you know, it's a numbers and odds game
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He's drowning in the pussy, bro. He love makes the shizzle out of their vajayjays with his big alpha thingy.
 
registerforfree said:
I dated one girl and 'stieked' a few others when I thought I might have been bi. Now I know I'm gay.

Bro, just date another bro. It just works better. None of this "I want you I don't want you but I want you" and silent treatment crap. You wanna get beer? Your partner does too. You wanna **** like rabbits? Your partner does too. You wanna jerk off to porn? Your partner does too. You want Doritos for dinner? Your partner does too. You wanna braai every night of the weekend? Your partner does too. You wanna get shjtfaced? Your partner does too. You wanna walk around naked? Your partner does too.

Life is so much better dating guys.
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Sir, you have just won the internet with that comment.
 
Ninja'd said:
Betafag confirmed
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Can't believe OP is 25... I was picturing someone around 16, first time someone touched his peepee etc when I started reading this... Why does a 25yr old need all these threads anyway? This chick sounds far too crazy, gtfo.
 
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