Bro, just date another bro. It just works better. None of this "I want you I don't want you but I want you" and silent treatment crap. You wanna get beer? Your partner does too. You wanna **** like rabbits? Your partner does too. You wanna jerk off to porn? Your partner does too. You want Doritos for dinner? Your partner does too. You wanna braai every night of the weekend? Your partner does too. You wanna get shjtfaced? Your partner does too. You wanna walk around naked? Your partner does too.
Only problem is... if you like women:
Bro, just date another bro. It just works better. None of this "I want you I don't want you but I want you" and silent treatment crap. You wanna get beer? Your partner does too. You wanna **** women like rabbits? Your partner does too but there's no women. You wanna jerk off to women in porn? Your partner does too but not with you around. You want Doritos for dinner? Your partner does too. You wanna braai every night of the weekend? Your partner does too. You wanna get shjtfaced? Your partner does too. You wanna walk around naked? Your partner does too but not with you around.