Relationship help thread 3.0... (AAAAAAAAAND ITS GONE!)

Bro, just date another bro. It just works better. None of this "I want you I don't want you but I want you" and silent treatment crap. You wanna get beer? Your partner does too. You wanna **** like rabbits? Your partner does too. You wanna jerk off to porn? Your partner does too. You want Doritos for dinner? Your partner does too. You wanna braai every night of the weekend? Your partner does too. You wanna get shjtfaced? Your partner does too. You wanna walk around naked? Your partner does too.

Only problem is... if you like women:

Bro, just date another bro. It just works better. None of this "I want you I don't want you but I want you" and silent treatment crap. You wanna get beer? Your partner does too. You wanna **** women like rabbits? Your partner does too but there's no women. You wanna jerk off to women in porn? Your partner does too but not with you around. You want Doritos for dinner? Your partner does too. You wanna braai every night of the weekend? Your partner does too. You wanna get shjtfaced? Your partner does too. You wanna walk around naked? Your partner does too but not with you around.
 
She broken up with you again yet? Or were you impaled with anything? Or maybe engaged?

Haha nope, Things are going smooth bro. In love and feeling good man... :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:



...Only problem now is that my ex keeps texting me, this seems to bother her a lot. This ex also called me the other night between 20:00 - 21:00 for about 45 mins... so this is strange and alarming to the new one.. remember she changed her name to Hoer on my phone...
 
She broken up with you again yet? Or were you impaled with anything? Or maybe engaged?

Haha nope, Things are going smooth bro. In love and feeling good man... :love: :love: :love: :love: :love:



...Only problem now is that my ex keeps texting me, this seems to bother her a lot. This ex also called me the other night between 20:00 - 21:00 for about 45 mins... so this is strange and alarming to the new one.. remember she changed her name to Hoer on my phone...
 
Well, if you intend to really go for the new one (which I still advise you don't), then you're going to have to tell the ex to back off. I know you probably enjoy having your ego stroked, but there's no reason your ex should be contacting you now and having 45min talks with you.

If you're not the kind of exes who cultivated a friendship after the break-up, then you can't start doing it now.
 
Well, if you intend to really go for the new one (which I still advise you don't), then you're going to have to tell the ex to back off. I know you probably enjoy having your ego stroked, but there's no reason your ex should be contacting you now and having 45min talks with you.

If you're not the kind of exes who cultivated a friendship after the break-up, then you can't start doing it now.

I will never be friends with this ex.. its impossible. Its not about my ego being stroked... I don't know.
 
I am going to side with registerforfree on this one.

Random Hero, you are one sick little f**k.

You clearly don't have any friends, otherwise you wouldn't have come to a public forum, asking STRANGERS for advice on your love life. So pathetic that you can't even think for yourself. So be it. But after Thursday night, when you and the girl talked things out, and you bonked her good, and there was no further need for any advice, you just HAD to come here anyway and brag about it.

I just wish I knew who this girl is and how I could contact her, I would have loved to show her this thread. If she sees this, she will drop you like a hot potato. How do you think she will feel if she learns how you shared very intimate details about her to strangers on the internet?

And you know what, it IS about your ego in terms of the ex girlfriend. If you don't want to be friends with the ex anymore, why do you still have contact with her? Clearly it is upsetting the new girl, so you have to choose. How would you feel if one of the new girl's ex boyfriends calls her all the time?

A relationship is not about YOU as individual anymore, it is about sacrifice, compromise and respect, so even if your ego gets stroked, you have to cool things down with the ex because it is upsetting the new girl. And if you can't see the truth in that, then you are messing the new girl around, and that is not how you go through life. You treat people with respect.

Either way, you obviously have a huge need to feel validated. You are immature, so please f**k off, go bang your new chick and stop discussing your personal s**t here because nobody cares!
 
...Only problem now is that my ex keeps texting me, this seems to bother her a lot. This ex also called me the other night between 20:00 - 21:00 for about 45 mins... so this is strange and alarming to the new one.. remember she changed her name to Hoer on my phone...

How would you feel if she sat on the phone with her ex for that long?
 
The sad thing is he doesn't want to be friends with the ex, but he doesn't want to tell her to shove off either and "he doesn't know" why not.

BS. He likes to have his ego stroked. His ex texting him clearly upsets the new girl, which makes him feel better about himself because it means the new girl is jealous. He da man.

Goddamned child.
 
The sad thing is he doesn't want to be friends with the ex, but he doesn't want to tell her to shove off either and "he doesn't know" why not.

BS. He likes to have his ego stroked. His ex texting him clearly upsets the new girl, which makes him feel better about himself because it means the new girl is jealous. He da man.

Goddamned child.
A very insecure child. Not only does he still need validation from his ex, he's not content with his current wanting to be with him, he needs her to be jealous as well.

Not to mention he needs to brag about what a stud he is online.

Distant parents is my guess.
 
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