Relationship help thread 3.0... (AAAAAAAAAND ITS GONE!)

Random Hero said:
Well I respect your opinion... so thank you for that. I was just being playful and joking around. The Alpha shiiit was just me being silly.
I actually want something serious. I want a girlfriend with with the view of a long future. I'm done with the high school view of dating.

truth is this girl I was with now was really strange. she was a bit crazy. I mean the texting ad snooping around on my phone was not on... She wants to be in control and wants me to be the bitch that does everything for her and that wont fly with me.

I thought i could establish a dominant man position and "put her in her place". and when I say that I mean, let her understand that we are both partners and team mates and no person is more important then the other. We went on a date once (the picnic idea) and she forgot her lighter at home. and she wanted me to go to the car park which was a long walk away and use the car lighter to light up a cigarette for her, or ask random people for a lighter. I said "no, lets enjoy the date and you can smoke when we get home"... She then flipped out and become very nasty then the day ended up in animosity... Friday night was ***.. it started awesome, we saw each other at 14:00 and had an awesome time until about 21:00 when she got drunk and very insulting and stuff happened.

So I know You may think im a douchebag, but this girl had some issues as I had mentioned previously... my naivety was that I was very attracted to this girl and because we had a lot in common and had such good fun together, i thought that I could somehow "tame" her crazyness.. but in the end.. this is probably better.


I just feel bad now because in the last month and a bit some links with other girls have gone away due to me thinking I would stay with this girl(big mistake)...

So now i feel a bit lonely and I am not having sex and not meeting people... so yeah... that's my sob for the day.
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Ok wait... HOLD ON FOR A SECOND HERE...

She's smokes? Dude, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. You were definitely not her first. There is an old saying: "She smokes, she pokes" This has rung true each and every time. Chicks who go against the flow and smoke in school, have no issue with jumping on a pecker.
 
The "relationship" lasted - what - a week? With several fights, breakups and tantrums? And insulting messages to other women? I don't think you need to mourn this one.
 
Pitbull said:
Ok wait... HOLD ON FOR A SECOND HERE...

She's smokes? Dude, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. You were definitely not her first. There is an old saying: "She smokes, she pokes" This has rung true each and every time. Chicks who go against the flow and smoke in school, have no issue with jumping on a pecker.
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We had this discussion... but al right here comes the inappropriate R rated conversation.

Dude I felt it pop, it was tight, blood was on my D and some on the boxers she borrowed.

Unless I'm gifted and she was on her period.. that's all I can think off.


PS. Sorry for everyone who thinks I'm immature and all that. just cleared it out. feels gross to say this. but at least its anonymous.. unless my cousin of ex boss somehow links this with me.
 
bokdrol said:
The "relationship" lasted - what - a week? With several fights, breakups and tantrums? And insulting messages to other women? I don't think you need to mourn this one.
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Truth... Dude you know, I think that i am not emotionally stable now. Have feelings that are unresolved with my ex..

She texted me a week or something ago telling me about a dream she had about me and that we were together and slept in the same bed and stuff...

Probably have to get my shyte straight before I see more woman...
 
Random Hero said:
We had this discussion... but al right here comes the inappropriate R rated conversation.

Dude I felt it pop, it was tight, blood was on my D and some on the boxers she borrowed.

Unless I'm gifted and she was on her period.. that's all I can think off.


PS. Sorry for everyone who thinks I'm immature and all that. just cleared it out. feels gross to say this. but at least its anonymous.. unless my cousin of ex boss somehow links this with me.
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You were probably just bigger than the previous guy :o I know we had this discussion, but if she's a smoker, there is no way she hasn't ridden a pole yet.
 
Rolling in the Deep by Adele

We could have had it all
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
Rolling in the deep
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
You had my heart inside of your hand
(You're gonna wish you never had met me)
And you played it, to the beat
(Tears are gonna fall, rolling in the deep)
 
Pitbull said:
Ok wait... HOLD ON FOR A SECOND HERE...

She's smokes? Dude, sorry to be the bearer of bad news. You were definitely not her first. There is an old saying: "She smokes, she pokes" This has rung true each and every time. Chicks who go against the flow and smoke in school, have no issue with jumping on a pecker.
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I can't actually think of anyone in my personal experience that does not confirm this.
 
Nick333 said:
Why do care? You're a bit old to be expecting virgins tbh.
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Lies bother me a lot...

but I felt the pop and the jerk and the ouch.. but with this OCD of mine I keep thinking about it now..
 
I don't think you're genuinely a douchebag, just very very naive. Maybe I'm a bit hard on you. You did say you were in a relationship for 7 years, which indicates you probably started it when you were still in high school or had just finished. When you're in a relationship for that long you do sometimes 'fall out' of the game a bit.

Just don't make the mistake of going out specifically looking for someone to date. That's how you end up with crazies and weirdos. As corny as it sounds, the right person will come along. I dated someone in 2010, lost my virginity to them, broke up 2 months later and didn't date anyone again until last year. There's plenty of sexual outlets without having to date someone specifically for sex. Last night I told my partner that they had become my best friend and having a relationship like that is amazing. Dating fewer people, but people you genuinely click with is much better than being that guy who goes through many partners, but is never single.

Also, don't date with the eye on finding someone to marry. Life doesn't work like that anymore. If you find someone you can see yourself marrying, cool. Just don't make it the main driving force behind dating.
 
Random Hero said:
Lies bother me a lot...

but I felt the pop and the jerk and the ouch.. but with this OCD of mine I keep thinking about it now..
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That's just cos you didn't lick it before you stuck it.

You picturing another dirty penis pounding that sweet, little, Kitty?

I'm sure she showered after.
 
registerforfree said:
I don't think you're genuinely a douchebag, just very very naive. Maybe I'm a bit hard on you. You did say you were in a relationship for 7 years, which indicates you probably started it when you were still in high school or had just finished. When you're in a relationship for that long you do sometimes 'fall out' of the game a bit.

Just don't make the mistake of going out specifically looking for someone to date. That's how you end up with crazies and weirdos. As corny as it sounds, the right person will come along. I dated someone in 2010, lost my virginity to them, broke up 2 months later and didn't date anyone again until last year. There's plenty of sexual outlets without having to date someone specifically for sex. Last night I told my partner that they had become my best friend and having a relationship like that is amazing. Dating fewer people, but people you genuinely click with is much better than being that guy who goes through many partners, but is never single.

Also, don't date with the eye on finding someone to marry. Life doesn't work like that anymore. If you find someone you can see yourself marrying, cool. Just don't make it the main driving force behind dating.
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it was 4 years not 7...

yea im just going to focus on my own stuff for now. but thanks for the life lessons 101...
 
This guy is trolling. I get the feeling the people replying to him are trolling too. It's like one of those relationships where both people are pretending to be in it. Even though they both know the truth.
 
Nomad said:
This guy is trolling. I get the feeling the people replying to him are trolling too. It's like one of those relationships where both people are pretending to be in it. Even though they both know the truth.
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I think he is trolling too.

Kinda funny sometimes, for a troll.
 
Nomad said:
This guy is trolling. I get the feeling the people replying to him are trolling too. It's like one of those relationships where both people are pretending to be in it. Even though they both know the truth.
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Im not trolling...

Nick333 said:
That's just cos you didn't lick it before you stuck it.

You picturing another dirty penis pounding that sweet, little, Kitty?

I'm sure she showered after.
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Dude.. dont..

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I'll be honest, I'd rather date a non-virgin who knows what they're doing. Virginity is way overrated.
 
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