Relationship help thread 3.0... (AAAAAAAAAND ITS GONE!)

Pitbull said:
You ALWAYS do the finger test first. Dip a finger or two, steal a smell to smell if it's off or not without her noticing. They poke it. If it's off you wouldn't want to poke it anyway and will be easy to gtfo of there :p
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Want to hear something "cringeworthy" The first time I dipped two fingers into the wet sprocket, I casually gave my fingers a smell afterwards... And she saw what I did.. and it was a bit strange and she laughed and was like "wtf gross"... lol that actually happened.
 
Ancalagon said:
My parents are both dead, but nice try. My father probably died before you were born - 15 years ago.
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...I think its time for me to stop shiiit posting and get off the forums for a while...

Sorry..
 
Random Hero said:
...I think its time for me to stop shiiit posting and get off the forums for a while...

Sorry..
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I may have... exaggerated my point a bit... but what I wanted to say, is that at your age, assume every girl is not a virgin, no matter what she says.

Get used to the fact that you will not be a girl's first.
 
Ancalagon said:
I may have... exaggerated my point a bit... but what I wanted to say, is that at your age, assume every girl is not a virgin, no matter what she says.

Get used to the fact that you will not be a girl's first.
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No.. i'm a 25 year old acting like a teenager.. I got to sort my life out and stop posting about it on public forums.
 
Random Hero said:
So I was going to start up a 4th thread: "Relationship help thread 4.0 - Now its really over"

But then I would probably be branded as a troll... lol

Anyway, so me and this girl pretty much broke it off now. Friday some crap happened and yesterday night it ended.. This time I'm pretty serious.

Feels that everyones very awesome advice was all in vain now...


What can I say... The crazy ones are good for a fling. but they're not relationship material.:)
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but what happened to true love and being the one? :p
 
Well if there is one thing I learned from the last couple of weeks. of making these threads and sharing all this cray...

Never stick your dick in crazy...
 
Random Hero said:
Well if there is one thing I learned from the last couple of weeks. of making these threads and sharing all this cray...

Never stick your dick in crazy...
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Wrong lesson. It should be never give crazy your number, home or work address.
 
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