More dubious nonsense
Are you allowed to have more than ONE SIM / Cellphone
One for the wife.
One for the mistress.
One for the Bank Manager.
( SO you never get confused as to who is calling you

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Three Rings for the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Dwarf-lords in their halls of stone,
Nine for Mortal Men doomed to die,
One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Shadows lie.
I have given my SIM to our maid who is going to go and register it.
I will then put it back into my mobile.
VOILA
Now I will have to conduct all my conversations in ZULU
OH wait -- the bloody mobile has some sort of identification -- something IMEA

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DO you begin to see where this whole thing is going.
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Speed cop stops you to check your drivers licence.
"Sir - I also need to check your mobile against our SIM card database"
We have had reports of illegal communications..........
Please just put your thumb on this "MORPHO_TOUCH" machine of ours.
HHHHhhmmm
!!!!! WTF is this in here ?
Bloody hell you have an imposter cell phone.
WHERE does this SIM card come from then ?
Come on now then my boy off to jail for you.
I am sure you know that for this crime we throw the key away."
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MW