Science Jokes Thread.

Jab said:
That's not nice :( VVV
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What? He is handicapped but like Hawking his brain works fine.

When someone starts ranting about the majestic 12 I'm not going to pretend like it is rational just because he is in a wheelchair or something. I'll treat him like I treat any other conspiracy theorist nutjob. Treating him differently just because he is in a wheelchair is what isn't nice.
 
Geriatrix said:
Oh boy. I have to ask. What's the Majestic 12?
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From wikipedia - "Majestic 12 (also known as Majic 12, Majestic Trust, M12, MJ 12, MJ XII, Majority 12 or Mars-Jupiter 12) is the alleged code name of a secret committee of scientists, military leaders, and government officials, supposedly formed in 1947 by an executive order of U.S. President Harry S. Truman."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Majestic_12
 
I don't know about all of that but I remember taking out a few of those ****ers when I was JC Denton...
 
porchrat said:
What? He is handicapped but like Hawking his brain works fine.

When someone starts ranting about the majestic 12 I'm not going to pretend like it is rational just because he is in a wheelchair or something. I'll treat him like I treat any other conspiracy theorist nutjob. Treating him differently just because he is in a wheelchair is what isn't nice.
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I was implying his handicap is his brain being rotted. It was in fact me not being very nice.
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Q: How many theoretical physicists specializing in general relativity does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to hold the bulb and one to rotate the universe.

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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."

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Why did the cat fall off the roof?

Because he lost his mu.

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Why does hamburger have lower energy than steak?


Because it's in the ground state.
 
Jab said:
I was implying his handicap is his brain being rotted. It was in fact me not being very nice.
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Oh duh LOL. Now I get it.

HAHAHA! :D

That is possibly the first joke someone had to explain to me that still ended up being funny. :D
 
There are 3 kinds of mathematicians in the world, those who can count and those who can't.
 
Im thinking not many people got the above joke... the punchline is H202 :D

Anyways... here`s one on the Higgs Boson :D


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ghoti said:
Im thinking not many people got the above joke... the punchline is H202 :D
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I'm sure most of the folks reading this thread took science and must know H2O2. That was one of the best ones so far. Drinking hydrogen peroxide FTW!!!
 
I found a few that were hilarious but I had forgotten about this thread. I must remember to add new jokes when I encounter them. There have been plenty of "science cat" ones floating around lately.
 
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