Should we be taking masturbation breaks at work?

[cn@]

My biggest concern would be hygiene. Particularly with guys. We all know their aim is not perfect on good days. And that's with a "controllable stream".
Imagine the uncontrolled variety. Add that most porcelain is white. And white fluids on white are not particularly easy to spot. I don't want to be sitting down to take a dump and slide my butt against some w@nkers nutt butter thanks.

Sweat from someone else's arse on the seat is just as revolting as nutt butter.

I always have wet baby wipes handy at work and in my car.

 

[AstroTurf]

My wife and I work for the same company, think we can just go all the way instead?

 

[I.am.Sam]

My wife and I work for the same company, think we can just go all the way instead?

spice up the marriage

 

[Kloofvreter]

I wouldn't do it. I don't want to be all hot and sweaty when I'm done.

And some women with sharp noses might just smell that you've done something.

What! Please teach me what you are doing? I want to learn your technique!

 

[saor]

My biggest concern would be hygiene. Particularly with guys.

I'm past the point of ever being so horny I need to bang one it in a public toilet. Maybe when I was a teen. Also the idea of masturbating and in the stall next door a guy is having a dump...

 

[Ninja'd]

Also the idea of masturbating and in the stall next door a guy is having a dump...

Pretty sure there's a name for that.

 

[I.am.Sam]

I'm past the point of ever being so horny I need to bang one it in a public toilet. Maybe when I was a teen. Also the idea of masturbating and in the stall next door a guy is having a dump...

headphones ..use it

 

[saor]

headphones ..use it

A pair for my nose too?

 

[I.am.Sam]

A pair for my nose too?

might as well get a bag with all the accessories

 

[WaxLyrical]

So instead of cigarette butts strewn all over the toilets we'll get.....

.....well just make sure you don't slip.

 

[Kloofvreter]

So instead of cigarette butts strewn all over the toilets we'll get.....

.....well just make sure you don't slip.

Do none of you take your skommelsokkies to work?! :erm:

 

[hellfire]

Had a gent employed here for 3 months. He would often take extended bathroom breaks. And 90% of the time with his phone. So far so good. We all like to take our digital newspaper with us to the loo no?
But he would make a habit of sneaking his headphones in with him too. On more than one occasion he was observed exiting the cubicle with said earphones still in his ears.

Hmmm... with my 50GB per month MTN Black Friday special, poo breaks have become Netflix breaks.
Maybe that's what's happening?

 

[Craig_]

We wouldn't want that other mybb member's wife thinking he cheated on her when she goes for her daily sniff.

WTF, you will have to add the link to that.

 

[Baxteen]

women do it at work too....

 

[skeptic_SA]

women do it at work too....

I doubt. Read an article in the Nat Geo that this genus doesn't fart / burp or masturbate.

 

[Baxteen]

I doubt. Read an article in the Nat Geo that this genus doesn't fart / burp or masturbate.

lets just say I have sufficient proof that that Nat geo article was completely fake...

 

[longboy]

Why do you want to skommel at work? Get one of the ladies to skommel you... Doing it yourself is strange.

 

[skeptic_SA]

lets just say I have sufficient proof that that Nat geo article was completely fake...

Queefs don't count apparently.

 

[I.am.Sam]

Why do you want to skommel at work? Get one of the ladies to skommel you... Doing it yourself is strange.

then it isnt skommeling ....noob

 

[Brontosaurus]

WTF?! The last thing I want to worry about is going to drop off the kids knowing full well there could be gloops of some other dude's baby batter all over the throne.