Should we be taking masturbation breaks at work?

Masturbation is bad for your sex life. The grip of your hand kills the muscles of your penis leading to erectile dysfunction. This is evident in the large number of teens seeking medical attention for a weak penis and what is common in these teens is that they jerk off the whole day using their smartphone.

Also tight virgins.
 
Masturbation is bad for your sex life. The grip of your hand kills the muscles of your penis leading to erectile dysfunction. This is evident in the large number of teens seeking medical attention for a weak penis and what is common in these teens is that they jerk off the whole day using their smartphone.
Atleast it gives you nice strong forearms...
 
Each to own, but maybe it's just me - if you're so desperate that you can't make it through a work day without rubbing one out, there's something not quite right.
 
Masturbation is bad for your sex life. The grip of your hand kills the muscles of your penis leading to erectile dysfunction. This is evident in the large number of teens seeking medical attention for a weak penis and what is common in these teens is that they jerk off the whole day using their smartphone.

yeah, that is why boys know how to do it before they know what porn is right?

I think you are trying to explain away something else.

you know 90% of erectile dysfunction is psychological rather than physiological right?

post links to some peer reviewed studies done by independent researchers on those wild claims and I will maybe stop thinking you are a prude who is looking for excuses as to why his manhood stopped working when he was no longer attracted to his wife.
 
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Those lucky enough to wfh can always rub one out in style. The thing now is eskom anxiety - rubbing one out while watching net porn before ...poof... Really wrecks the experience.
 
No thank you

I already have to deal with people punishing the toilets are work, sounding like they're giving birth while being kicked in the dick.

Add wanking to the mix and itll be unbearble.
 
Those lucky enough to wfh can always rub one out in style. The thing now is eskom anxiety - rubbing one out while watching net porn before ...poof... Really wrecks the experience.
You should try rubbing one out while in a meeting, it’s great!!!
 
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