Single mom & dating

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You are killing my vibe... :p

My measurements:

1.73m, 72 kgs, size 36 (or 12), shoe size 7, reddish brown hair, green (hazel) eyes. And no penis.

Why the girls are like car guards reference? What does it mean?

What vibe? Only vibe im getting here is the easy (or desperate) sleaze kind?

Your measurements are way out for me thanks. The "no penis" comment doesnt make you any more believable im sorry. :)

Think about it...car guards... Need one say more?
 
Yeah, that size twelve is almost twice the size of my wife.

I think I'm going to buy her flowers this evening.
 
What vibe? Only vibe im getting here is the easy (or desperate) sleaze kind?

Your measurements are way out for me thanks. The "no penis" comment doesnt make you any more believable im sorry. :)

Think about it...car guards... Need one say more?

Okay, you know - if you don't have a sense of humour f3ck off... I am a girl, not a sleaze and this was a genuine thread. And by the way, you don't sound like the type of guy I would like to date... EVER! Way too bitter for my taste. Do you want my cell number so you can phone and listen to my manly voice??? I am OUT.
 
Don't worry about H0b0 Cheri, he's just a kid jealous of Slootvreter, who a genuine good guy (He saved my Marriage!)
 
This place turns nasty quickly.

Note to Cheri. The tide turned with the whole you wanting to have your cake and eat it.

Single mother = support, cheating attention whore = derision.
 
My word... I was joking! I doesn't take a genius to figure that out. You don't know me from a bar of soap - so don't jump to conclusions. And Brendan, maybe you must buy your wife some chocs... A size 6 is considered anorexic unless it is a 10 year old.
 
it turns nasty because of people like you BrendanD, and J0n0 - we are just having fun and laughing....no need to get on your high horses

Cheri, you did nothing wrong - if these idiots read the thread properly they would know that you aren't anything that they say you are (not having sex with a guy unless you've been dating for 6 months, being celibate for almost 2 years!)


they just jealous because they lonely and aren't as cool as Sloot is. :p
 
And Keeper, whether or not she was going to cheat she is still a chubby and attention whore.
 
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The Sensitive Man

A woman meets a man in a bar. They talk; they connect; they end up leaving together.

They get back to his place, and as he shows her around his apartment... She notices that one wall of his bedroom is completely filled with soft, sweet, cuddly teddy bears...

There are three shelves in the bedroom, with hundreds and hundreds of cute, cuddly teddy bears carefully placed in rows, covering the entire wall!

It was obvious that he had taken quite some time to lovingly arrange them and she was immediately touched by the amount of thought he had put into organizing the display.

There were small bears all along the bottom shelf, medium-sized bears covering the length of the middle shelf, and huge, enormous bears running all the way along the top shelf..


She found it strange for an obviously masculine guy to have such a large collection of Teddy Bears. She is quite impressed by his sensitive side, but doesn't mention this to him.

They share a bottle of wine and continue talking and, after awhile, she finds herself thinking, 'Oh my God! Maybe, this guy could be the one! Maybe he could be the future father of my children?'

She turns to him and kisses him lightly on the lips. He responds warmly. They continue to kiss, the passion builds, and he romantically lifts her in his arms and carries her into his bedroom where they rip off each other's clothes and make hot, steamy love. She is so overwhelmed that she responds with more passion, more creativity, more heat than she has ever known.

After an intense, explosive night of raw passion with this sensitive guy, they are lying there together in
the afterglow. The woman rolls over, gently strokes his chest and asks coyly, 'Well,how was it?'

The guy gently smiles at her, strokes her cheek, looks deeply into her eyes, and says:






'Help yourself to any prize from the middle shelf'
 
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