Sniffing panties.

Nick333

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Keeper:7619453 said:
A bit OP but,; you don't get to many offers for blow jobs from women do you?

:)

Lol what does that have to do with anything? Why Do you?

I'm in a committed relationship and my woman gives me plenty of BlowJays thanks.

Ja, but does she ever just randomly ask if you want her to suck it?

I meant to say OT not OP so it doesn't necessarily have anything to do with anything but I have a theory that women really appreciate guys that really appreciate women.
 

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Ja, but does she ever just randomly ask if you want her to suck it?

im not really sure if you are jerking off right now with panties on your head and these answers turn you on or what, but i'll give you the benifit of the doubt....


no, she doesn't ask that, she knows I do. And I don't ask her to suck it either...
 

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im not really sure if you are jerking off right now with panties on your head and these answers turn you on or what, but i'll give you the benifit of the doubt....


no, she doesn't ask that, she knows I do. And I don't ask her to suck it either...

she knows she has to ....:p

@nick ....i agree woman appreciate a guy that appreciates them
 

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im not really sure if you are jerking off right now with panties on your head and these answers turn you on or what, but i'll give you the benifit of the doubt....


no, she doesn't ask that, she knows I do. And I don't ask her to suck it either...

This... This is quote worthy.
 
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What does a sniffer say when his girlfriend farts?

"Snffffff, hmmmm, love is in the air!"
 

Nick333

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Keeper:7619563 said:
Ja, but does she ever just randomly ask if you want her to suck it?

im not really sure if you are jerking off right now with panties on your head and these answers turn you on or what, but i'll give you the benifit of the doubt....


no, she doesn't ask that, she knows I do. And I don't ask her to suck it either...

Well, this post gets my nomination for the gayest comment of the day.

What I mean is (and I suspect the answer is no) has she ever just up and asked if you want to her to suck your cock while you were chilling in front of the TV or something?
 

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This might sound extremely weird.One CLEAR memory I remember from nursery school, is I used to sit with this one girl in the play shed. She would lift her skirt and I would go down and smell her panties! I remember how much I loved it, became almost addicted to it. It's strange to this day it is a major turn on .

That is the most clear and vivid memory of nursery school.hahaha.
 

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Well, this post gets my nomination for the gayest comment of the day.

What I mean is (and I suspect the answer is no) has she ever just up and asked if you want to her to suck your cock while you were chilling in front of the TV or something?

Well actually now that you've asked it that way, Yes - but not exactly "that way"

She usually say "Kan ek stout wees met jou" :D ....so, she doesn't ask "If I want her to"...but rather asks "If she can"
 

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This might sound extremely weird.One CLEAR memory I remember from nursery school, is I used to sit with this one girl in the play shed. She would lift her skirt and I would go down and smell her panties! I remember how much I loved it, became almost addicted to it. It's strange to this day it is a major turn on .

That is the most clear and vivid memory of nursery school.hahaha.

In sub A the girl sitting next to me grabbed my ruler, rubbed it against her crotch and shoved it under my nose.
 

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In sub A the girl sitting next to me grabbed my ruler, rubbed it against her crotch and shoved it under my nose.

Wtf did you guys go to whore school or something ....the sluts learnt from young
 

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Keeper:7619647 said:
Well, this post gets my nomination for the gayest comment of the day.

What I mean is (and I suspect the answer is no) has she ever just up and asked if you want to her to suck your cock while you were chilling in front of the TV or something?

Well actually now that you've asked it that way, Yes - but not exactly "that way"

She usually say "Kan ek stout wees met jou" :D ....so, she doesn't ask "If I want her to"...but rather asks "If she can"

Meh, not quite the same and especially not from a chick who's pretty much stuck with you anyway. Let me know when a chick you've been with for a month asks if you want her to lick your butt. ;)

/waits while Keeper runs to the bathroom to purge
 
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