Sniffing panties.

Keeper

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Why do you make the assumption that guys are sniffing underwear during the day? :wtf:

What I do is: I sleep with a chick and I tell her the panties stay when she leaves. That way next I jerk off before I see her again I have something to remind me of her.

I don't think I would have the need if I was living with someone I was screwing.

How old are you you, and how many women do you bonk per month?
 

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I'm 35 and you'd have to count the amount of women I sleep with in single digits per year or fractions per month.

Ah.. it all makes sense then :p

shame dude... Go ahead, keep those panties, you need 'em.
 

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Are you implying that you take used panties to work with you to work in a ziploc bag and sniff them during the day at your desk?

Jesus, dude. No.

I implied that I'd be inclined to smell items of clothing she left behind when she's not there. Why would I want to take her panties to work with me? I was the guy who yanked somebody's chain about following his chick to work and and hiding under her desk so he could sniff her crotch remember?

Jeez, and you're trying to make me out be the sicko. Shows what goes through your head. :wtf:
 

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Ah.. it all makes sense then :p

shame dude... Go ahead, keep those panties, you need 'em.

Dude, single digits a year still works out to more women in one year than you've ever had or ever will. It also doesn't mean I only have sex single digit times a year.

I actually typed out some good reasons why you shouldn't get smug because your'e in a relationship and screwing the same women once a week, but I didn't post it because I thought I'd wait for your inevitable smug response. That's how easy you are.

Here is what I was going to say in my previous post and decided not to:

Before you get all smug because you're in a relationship and have regular sex. I don't care. First off single digits per year still works out to more women than you've had or will have. Furthur more your SO could be an unappealing frump with terrible ball handling and felatio skills for all we know. Bad sex is better than no sex, but it takes a lot of bad sex to come anywhere near a bit of great sex.
 

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dammit this thread has stooped to from pu$$y to how people look ...furk it

keeper you sure you married and not taking a piss on yourself by lying to yourself that you gay
 

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dammit this thread has stooped to from pu$$y to how people look ...furk it

keeper you sure you married and not taking a piss on yourself by lying to yourself that you gay

I'm not married? :wtf:
 

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so you not married and you have a problem with pu$$y

gay signs dude

who said I had a problem with pu$$y? I love pu$$y! :p

jerking off to old laundry though, not my thing. I prefer it from the source as another poster here put it.
 

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Wtf did you guys go to whore school or something ....the sluts learnt from young

Wha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

O/T as well - I actually brought a girl to orgasm in History class when I was in school... I flunked History every year untill I dropped it eventually. Couldn't concentrate on the Boer war while thinking of what I did to that insatiable little woman! :D
 

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Wha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!

O/T as well - I actually brought a girl to orgasm in History class when I was in school... I flunked History every year untill I dropped it eventually. Couldn't concentrate on the Boer war while thinking of what I did to that insatiable little woman! :D


hahahahhahahahah furkin bastids in this place
 

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So I was googling abzo and noleen and this thread came up :whistling:

Oh dear. I am guilty of this only once ... and that was my ex's briefs when I was doing his laundry. Could not help myself. WAS SO HORNY! :p Oh no wait .. twice ... a once nighter left his briefs behind ... but that is it.

Now excuse me while I read this thread from the beginning :)
 
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