Stalker....

Xeno, why give his number to one of the guys here and have one of the guys call him as your bf and tell him to stay away...I am certain they will improvise.
:D

+1

And record it, and then post it here. :D
 
I've always wanted my very own stalker.

How do you go about getting these people? Is it a female thing?

No its a case of having really shyty taste in menor woman, and repeating the mistake:o:o

LMAO @ smokey. You making me laugh in a library dammit :D
:erm: The Librarian:eek: What you doing!!:D
 
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No its a case of having really shyty taste in menor woman, and repeating the mistake:o:o

:erm: The Librarian:eek: What you doing!!:D

No. Some stalkers just decides that you look nice and then won't leave you alone even if you have only ever said about 10 words to each other.

So crazies out there :eek:
 
No. Some stalkers just decides that you look nice and then won't leave you alone even if you have only ever said about 10 words to each other.

So crazies out there :eek:

Just admit you like that schit man, and we can all move on. You're making a mountain out of a mole hill. :p:D:D
 
Maybe I can start getting a stalker by gettig a prepaid number ... and dropping it off on forums :/

Perhaps I'm even lucky and a hot, 21-25 year brunette will contact me too ... grrrr

/off to do some more work
 
/me considers getting one of those cellphone numbers that charge by the minute and setting up some huge fee ... then offering her services as a stalker :cool:

:p
 
Hi beautiful Xeno.

I'm no stalker. I just realized that your bf isn't going to marry you. 10 years?
I've been married 3 times and I just thought you could be my next late ex-wife.

I'm still enjoying the R5mil I got from the insurance policies. Can we meet over the weekend?
 
Tell him you'd love to meet up...as soon as you're out of rehab and the HIV clinic gives you the all clear again, you'll give him a call...
 
I'm still of the opinion that you should drop him lightly. The sixth or seventh story should nicely.
 
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