Stealing someone elses GF

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aqua02

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Pooky said:
Here's what you do:

Befriend her boyfriend and make sure to hang out with him a lot while she is around.
While you do this make sure to always look suave. Wear amazing cologne, and make sure that you look better than her boyfriend. This will work on a subconscious level to make her associate you with sexyness.
Always bring gifts to her boyfriend and make sure she sees the gifts; but make sure they are manly gifts, you don't want her to think you are gay. Try stuff like a six pack every now and then, or maybe even a bottle of cologne that you wear. This way, she will associate his smell with yours, and think of you even when you are not around.

Now that you have become friends, they will not be suspicious of you when you are around their house. Here's where the plan comes into action. You need to start sending her threatening mail and emails, maybe even sms's from a new number; don't use yours for obvious reasons. When this has been going on for a while then she will obviously tell her boyfriend about it etc.

Bide your time while still setting up the tone of stalkerishness. You see, you are going to frame her boyfriend for the dodgy messages. You need to plant these things in his house, like the same pens used to write the letters, maybe at the last moment a sim card that you used to send a creepy message.

Then, you set it up for her boyfriend to have an 'accident' *nudge nudge wink wink*.

It's all smooth sailing from there.

You act devastated that he is dead, as of course he is your friend; then you offer to help her clean up his things and conveniently uncover the incriminating 'evidence'.

By that time she will be so sad and confused that her mind will latch on to you as her saviour and protector, and that way you have her for life!
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This is waaay too funny:D
 
Nerfherder

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Nick333 said:
Moralistic judgments will be ignored and/or scorned.

So, there's this girl I like who just moved in with her bf of less than a year. I was in the pub the other night and she comes sits by me and starts buying me shots and we got drunk together till her bf showed up. Next time I saw her she starts bitching about what a douche her bf is. When I started giving her advice on how to twist him around her little finger she just gave me an angry look and walked away. My mate who was with me, reckons she's into me and was looking for an excuse to ditch him. I think he's right. She definitely digs me.

So, anyone have advice on helping a chick break up with her bf and hook up with me. I think the major obstacle is going to be finding away that doesn't make her look like the bad guy. I reckon trying to get laid before they are done and dusted is a bad idea.
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She will do the same to you... so not worth it unless you are looking for something quick.
 
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Nerfherder said:
She will do the same to you... so not worth it unless you are looking for something quick.
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Why do people say that tho? you only have one shot at life and if you find the right partner, then it'll be a blast. Why settle for somebody that isn't what you want?
 
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Nerfherder said:
She will do the same to you... so not worth it unless you are looking for something quick.
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I disagree. She may well do the same if we did get together and I started treating her like the maid and got boring.

There seems to be this mentality that people should unconditionally commit in relationships unless one or the other does something drastically wrong or cheats or something. I mean, there is just no such thing as an unconditional relationship really. There's always a deal breaker. Violence, cheating, etc. I think anyone who thinks they are obligated to that degree to another person is selling themselves short. You enter a relationship with certain standards for how you believe you should be treated and if the other person isn't willing to live up to your standards they get what they deserve.

You could argue that she should break it off before getting involved elsewhere but, there's no indication that she's planning to anything but that. Let's say for arguments sake she's in a relationship and she wants out and there just happens to be another guy she's interested in? Or, maybe she just likes flirting with me. Or, maybe I've misread the situation entirely.
 
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STS said:
Why do people say that tho? you only have one shot at life and if you find the right partner, then it'll be a blast. Why settle for somebody that isn't what you want?
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In a nutshell.
 
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In my experience a woman who will do this to her current boyfriend will do the same to whomever she takes up with next.
 
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noxibox said:
In my experience a woman who will do this to her current boyfriend will do the same to whomever she takes up with next.
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We've already established that and also established that it's the way it should be.
 
medicnick83

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I only have this bit of advice and it should help you answer whatever you want it to do because I've experience it myself.

"If she can do it to someone else, she can do it to you" (And most probably will too)
 
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