Surtie Inheritance Scam

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---- And people at church tell me that they know people who are getting big payouts. Just be patient and your turn will come.
And there is the biggest problem I have with "prosperity gospel". Give to get... on earth.... Just play the lotto man
 

PsyWulf

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I went through the documents
It's actually mind-numbing the technical waffle they have to "prove" their case:ROFL:
It's the equivalent of using clips from "Hackers" as examples of actual penetration testing
We used kali linux and wireshark seeing port21 traffic and secret honeypots with Quantum encryption to conclusively prove the existence of a secret account at ABSA
 

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I went through the documents
It's actually mind-numbing the technical waffle they have to "prove" their case:ROFL:
It's the equivalent of using clips from "Hackers" as examples of actual penetration testing
We used kali linux and wireshark seeing port21 traffic and secret honeypots with Quantum encryption to conclusively prove the existence of a secret account at ABSA
Thanks, I did not have the time or patience to work it through. You are the real hero
 

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So I went looking for these attorneys. Funny enough the have zero media presence. scary how the Surtie matter relating to billions is handled by such a shy company....
 

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I went through the documents
It's actually mind-numbing the technical waffle they have to "prove" their case:ROFL:
It's the equivalent of using clips from "Hackers" as examples of actual penetration testing
We used kali linux and wireshark seeing port21 traffic and secret honeypots with Quantum encryption to conclusively prove the existence of a secret account at ABSA
I had to make a small bow to them for the effort of writing such BS for people who have already fallen for the plain-language BS that got them into the scam in the first place.

Much more effective for this audience would be: " With sorely troubled hearts, we went to Pastoor JS. He admonished us for allowing disbelief in him (not Him, just lowercase 'h') to enter our thoughts and in talk around our braai fires. He, through his humility and belief, is able to see through the subterfuges, walls and ink on documents to see the truth of the evil of ABSA in hiding the accounts. In thanks for his consoling wisdom, we made further small contributions for his safety and left him to his business".

OOPS! I guess I will be removed after this for trolling.
 

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I had to make a small bow to them for the effort of writing such BS for people who have already fallen for the plain-language BS that got them into the scam in the first place.

Much more effective for this audience would be: " With sorely troubled hearts, we went to Pastoor JS. He admonished us for allowing disbelief in him (not Him, just lowercase 'h') to enter our thoughts and in talk around our braai fires. He, through his humility and belief, is able to see through the subterfuges, walls and ink on documents to see the truth of the evil of ABSA in hiding the accounts. In thanks for his consoling wisdom, we made further small contributions for his safety and left him to his business".

OOPS! I guess I will be removed after this for trolling.
You sir are trollling at a master level. At first when you joined I thought you were part of "them"
 

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There is even an affidavit in there about a guy who was kidnapped and tortured for calling BS on this story.

So much waffle, so little evidence. Clearly, there is no Surtie money. Fsca denies it, PIC denies it...there arent any financial statements proving the money even exists.

God bless and much success to all.
 

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So these attorneys sued in the Western Cape High Court and lost, and must now pay legal costs of almost R400K?

And they post this stuff on a page meant to show how legit they are?
 

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So these attorneys sued in the Western Cape High Court and lost, and must now pay legal costs of almost R400K?

And they post this stuff on a page meant to show how legit they are?
Its a comedy show that keeps giving
 
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