I had to make a small bow to them for the effort of writing such BS for people who have already fallen for the plain-language BS that got them into the scam in the first place.
Much more effective for this audience would be: " With sorely troubled hearts, we went to Pastoor JS. He admonished us for allowing disbelief in him (not Him, just lowercase 'h') to enter our thoughts and in talk around our braai fires. He, through his humility and belief, is able to see through the subterfuges, walls and ink on documents to see the truth of the evil of ABSA in hiding the accounts. In thanks for his consoling wisdom, we made further small contributions for his safety and left him to his business".
OOPS! I guess I will be removed after this for trolling.