Surtie Inheritance Scam

PsyWulf said:
Some of us are interested on a merely educational level,I'm certainly not sitting and salivating waiting for a nonsense payout to unrelated parties either

I've personally been a bit out of touch being on week 3 of a 2month overseas hiatus but Nobody's updates have been most handy to catch up
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Yes. Exactly what he said. Except for the bit about being abroad. Lucky so-and-so. Enjoy…
 
Okay. Eleven minutes. But who’s counting? Except you of course, counting the money you’ve scammed people out of…:sneaky:

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PsyWulf said:
Your salty salt is delicious
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BusyNobody said:
Okay. Eleven minutes. But who’s counting? Except you of course, counting the money you’ve scammed people out of…:sneaky:

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11 minutes or 4 months like you don’t matter. Coz when WE get our money I know you won’t be in this platform. You will be enjoying your money in silence and eating caviar. I have no time to find out who this Surtie Millionaire is. All I can say is like him/her I’ve been through the ups and downs of this matter and yet I BELIEVE that I will get my millions.

This is a very simple case that involves too many high profile people(something you cant fathom) and they are doing anything in their powers for their names not to be more in ****. This education I give to you freely.

Let’s stop trolling and reveal real names so you can come for a loan if you are not really a beneficiary!!!

All I know is this year I will be able to help you out!!!!
 
SurtieAMG63s said:
11 minutes or 4 months like you don’t matter. Coz when WE get our money I know you won’t be in this platform. You will be enjoying your money in silence and eating caviar. I have no time to find out who this Surtie Millionaire is. All I can say is like him/her I’ve been through the ups and downs of this matter and yet I BELIEVE that I will get my millions.

This is a very simple case that involves too many high profile people(something you cant fathom) and they are doing anything in their powers for their names not to be more in ****. This education I give to you freely.
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SurtieAMG63s said:
Let’s stop trolling and reveal real names so you can come for a loan if you are not really a beneficiary!!!

All I know is this year I will be able to help you out!!!!
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Go pay off every lay-by in Pep Stores nationwide. You know that's a thing you can do right?
Rather than try impressing us with your trolling :)
 
SurtieAMG63s said:
11 minutes or 4 months like you don’t matter. Coz when WE get our money I know you won’t be in this platform. You will be enjoying your money in silence and eating caviar. I have no time to find out who this Surtie Millionaire is. All I can say is like him/her I’ve been through the ups and downs of this matter and yet I BELIEVE that I will get my millions.

This is a very simple case that involves too many high profile people(something you cant fathom) and they are doing anything in their powers for their names not to be more in ****. This education I give to you freely.

Let’s stop trolling and reveal real names so you can come for a loan if you are not really a beneficiary!!!

All I know is this year I will be able to help you out!!!!
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1 post troll account. Amazing.
 
SurtieAMG63s said:
This is a very simple case that involves too many high profile people(something you cant fathom) and they are doing anything in their powers for their names not to be more in ****. This education I give to you freely.
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I love how so many start posting on this thread mightily impressed with themselves that they’re doing this, when in reality, their actual knowledge of this Surtie matter is either very limited or extremely misdirected…:laugh:
SurtieAMG63s said:
Let’s stop trolling and reveal real names so you can come for a loan if you are not really a beneficiary!!!

All I know is this year I will be able to help you out!!!!
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…and then invariably end up doing this! I understand that most of them have never had access to large sums of money before, or even have a firm grasp of what a large sum of money is.

For those of you who have been waiting so many years for a measly R2,5m…would you like to know how long that will last you if you’re hoping that it will be the answer to all your hopes and dreams? Well, at the rate most of you are planning to spend it…probably about 3 months. If you’re lucky.

Don’t forget that if whoever you receive this money from doesn’t settle the donations tax with SARS, you can expect that amount to be decreased by 20% (if you’d prefer not to have SARS hounding you). This would leave you with R2m.

Now consider the fact that a relatively decent 3 bedroom home in a lower-middle class suburb starts at about R3m, then you’re already a third short of funds to secure your ‘dream home’.

Factor in the fact that an average middle class household needs (conservatively speaking) approximately R30k per month to function effectively without entertainment or the overseas holidays most of you are planning, then that doesn’t add up to much of a life-changing experience now, does it?

I would suggest that none of you give up your day jobs if this is what you were hoping to achieve with a R2,5m windfall. This is not a lot of money. This is not even the annual salary for the owner of a moderately successful SME

SurtieAMG63s said:
This is a very simple case that involves too many high profile people(something you cant fathom) and they are doing anything in …
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As for this bit here? My brother…PLEASE!! :rolleyes:
 
BusyNobody said:
I love how so many start posting on this thread mightily impressed with themselves that they’re doing this, when in reality, their actual knowledge of this Surtie matter is either very limited or extremely misdirected…:laugh:

…and then invariably end up doing this! I understand that most of them have never had access to large sums of money before, or even have a firm grasp of what a large sum of money is.

For those of you who have been waiting so many years for a measly R2,5m…would you like to know how long that will last you if you’re hoping that it will be the answer to all your hopes and dreams? Well, at the rate most of you are planning to spend it…probably about 3 months. If you’re lucky.

Don’t forget that if whoever you receive this money from doesn’t settle the donations tax with SARS, you can expect that amount to be decreased by 20% (if you’d prefer not to have SARS hounding you). This would leave you with R2m.

Now consider the fact that a relatively decent 3 bedroom home in a lower-middle class suburb starts at about R3m, then you’re already a third short of funds to secure your ‘dream home’.

Factor in the fact that an average middle class household needs (conservatively speaking) approximately R30k per month to function effectively without entertainment or the overseas holidays most of you are planning, then that doesn’t add up to much of a life-changing experience now, does it?

I would suggest that none of you give up your day jobs if this is what you were hoping to achieve with a R2,5m windfall. This is not a lot of money. This is not even the annual salary for the owner of a moderately successful SME


As for this bit here? My brother…PLEASE!! :rolleyes:
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Are you educating a financial adviser on how money works or is this merely some nice free advice for everyone?!? And I don’t want to laugh at 2.5
 
I just love this thread, entertainment at its best keep it up!!
 
PsyWulf said:
"adviser"
Mind passing your FIC number so I know who to avoid investing my portfolio with?
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SurtieAMG63s said:
Are you educating a financial adviser on how money works or is this merely some nice free advice for everyone?!? And I don’t want to laugh at 2.5
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You are a financial advisOr?

I’d have to agree with the temporary emigrant on this one.

Maybe everybody would be better off investing their money with teachOrs or lawyOrs. Probably not with accountEnts. But I’m sure they’d be better off with sweep streetOrs than with someone who doesn’t take enough pride in his professiEn to be bothered with the correct spelling
 
BusyNobody said:
You are a financial advisOr?

I’d have to agree with the temporary emigrant on this one.

Maybe everybody would be better off investing their money with teachOrs or lawyOrs. Probably not with accountEnts. But I’m sure they’d be better off with sweep streetOrs than with someone who doesn’t take enough pride in his professiEn to be bothered with the correct spelling
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Likely to get bed adviece
 
My apologies. ‘Profession’ is not the correct term. ‘Occupation’ seems more accurate. Hopefully, you’re not really giving financial advice, and merely selling funeral policies and passing yourself off as an actual financial advisor? I sincerely hope this is the case :ROFL:
 
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BusyNobody said:
You are a financial advisOr?

I’d have to agree with the temporary emigrant on this one.

Maybe everybody would be better off investing their money with teachOrs or lawyOrs. Probably not with accountEnts. But I’m sure they’d be better off with sweep streetOrs than with someone who doesn’t take enough pride in his professiEn to be bothered with the correct spelling
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I didnt realise the spelling police is here. since you are such a perfectionist give me your real name so I can check if you are on the list. Lets settle this right now...

But I know you wont do this. Coz we are all cowards not using our real names...
 
PsyWulf said:
"adviser"
Mind passing your FIC number so I know who to avoid investing my portfolio with?
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so you want me to assume that you have some sort of portfolio. Nobody with money will be on here waiting for news commenting on everything. take your 'portfolio' to Pep or even better take it to Steinhoff. maybe in 40years you will get 1c to a Rand...
 
SurtieAMG63s said:
so you want me to assume that you have some sort of portfolio. Nobody with money will be on here waiting for news commenting on everything. take your 'portfolio' to Pep or even better take it to Steinhoff. maybe in 40years you will get 1c to a Rand...
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believe me or no,not my issue,I'm not waiting for anything except continued hilarity and you definitely deliver that
Cope harder trolligan
 
SurtieAMG63s said:
I didnt realise the spelling police is here. since you are such a perfectionist give me your real name so I can check if you are on the list. Lets settle this right now...
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Me being a perfectionist somehow ends up with my name being on a list? What list is this? A list of people laughing at you after you’ve exposed yourself as someone who is not able to apply reason in a rational manner?:unsure:

SurtieAMG63s said:
I didnt realise the spelling police is here.
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Nope. Actually, we’re the Moron Police :laugh:

SurtieAMG63s said:
But I know you wont do this. Coz we are all cowards not using our real names...
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Again. We’re the Moron Police. Not moron police :laugh:
 
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