That is not your opinion. That is you telling me that I am wrong in finding things I don't like with iOS.
Do you even know what horseradish is?
I do, scroll up to the list you've posted.
But let's get back to the issues you're facing.
Website reloads - try and disable Safari sync in iCloud and it will not reload.
What apps are reloading for you? Go to background app refresh and disable said app and it will stop.
Seems after all you don't know how to use the OS fully to overcome the above. Try it and report back.
Regarding Siri, well, it probably doesn't understand you. It does understand me.
Just ignore him. He must be trolling.
Learned from the best.