Taking a dump at work

Yeah left myself wide open for that one......

it wasn't the worst toilet in SA!!!!
 
LOLZ at this thread!:D

This is why i love it here.

I would like to 'weigh in':sick: here.

A friend of mine got fired from work around 3 years ago, due to being late very often.

One day he launched an 'attack' that he kept secret even from me.....

He did a most disgusting and unspeakable thing....

AN UPPER-DECKER THAT WAS UNNOTICED FOR 11 DAYS!:sick::sick::sick::sick::sick:

:D

He said once he would do after watching Jonny Fairplay(from survivor) speak about this.

I just never believed he was capable of this.......
 
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that's nothing while on the border we had to share toilets with the local SWA army :sick: these guys were just raw man, they did not even know how to use a toilet they would squat on top and take a dump - geesus it would stink the whole tin shack out for days till the honey sucker came and cleared out all the sheet :sick:

had to take yr buddie with u when u went for a dump :sick:
 
spiff said:
that's nothing while on the border we had to share toilets with the local SWA army :sick: these guys were just raw man, they did not even know how to use a toilet they would squat on top and take a dump - geesus it would stink the whole tin shack out for days till the honey sucker came and cleared out all the sheet :sick:

had to take yr buddie with u when u went for a dump :sick:
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Damn thats bad...:sick:

Talk about a $*itty situation.:p
 
spiff said:
that's nothing while on the border we had to share toilets with the local SWA army :sick: these guys were just raw man, they did not even know how to use a toilet they would squat on top and take a dump - geesus it would stink the whole tin shack out for days till the honey sucker came and cleared out all the sheet :sick:

had to take yr buddie with u when u went for a dump :sick:
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That's nothing. We have grade 1s coming in every year who would leave the classroom and take a dump in the stall but in front of the toilet!!! But what's even worse is to get rid of the turd they then smear it flat across the floor. I kid you not. We had at least 4 instances of it happening this year.

A toilet is a foreign concept to some it seems.
 
this place is so random...

take a dump you say? Yes... Yes I do take dumps everywhere.

dualmeister said:
Do you ever take a dump at work?

I've only ever done it once or twice and always long before anyone else gets in :p

One of my work colleague's is starting to make his morning trip to the bog a regular event at around 8.30am and let's just say he is not subtle with his "aroma" :cry:

And then yesterday he even left a nasty surprise in the bowl as well which made me want to hurl :sick:

Not cool in the workplace man !!! Stop eating so much curry :(
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Holy ****ing hell Roux, 10 year old necro?

Thank God I have my own toilet/shower at work. The common toilet smells okay but now and then when visotors come they piss all over the place.
 
dualmeister said:
Do you ever take a dump at work?

I've only ever done it once or twice and always long before anyone else gets in :p

One of my work colleague's is starting to make his morning trip to the bog a regular event at around 8.30am and let's just say he is not subtle with his "aroma" :crying:

And then yesterday he even left a nasty surprise in the bowl as well which made me want to hurl :sick:

Not cool in the workplace man !!! Stop eating so much curry :(
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Or flip it around. Do you work while taking a dump
 
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ichigo said:
I never poop anywhere except at home dont feel comfortable using a contaminated toilet, least with peeing i dont have to touch anything on the loo :)
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Me too. In 10 years at work, I have probably pooped 10 times, only cause I had to
 
I schit at work all the time. When you gotta go, you gotta go. Why carry around extra baggage all day?
 
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