Taking a dump at work

dualmeister said:
Do you ever take a dump at work?

I've only ever done it once or twice and always long before anyone else gets in :p

One of my work colleague's is starting to make his morning trip to the bog a regular event at around 8.30am and let's just say he is not subtle with his "aroma" :crying:

And then yesterday he even left a nasty surprise in the bowl as well which made me want to hurl :sick:

Not cool in the workplace man !!! Stop eating so much curry :(
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Fun times :ROFL:
 
Reminds me.. i use to love doing this after the morning coffee.. when i started working this was the norm and i'd almost never run out of TP at home as 5 days a week it would be happening at work hahaha.

These days its 50-50.. that being said i'm a bit OCD about how clean the toilet is. When i was with a large global corp, i was amazed at the manner in which people leave the restroom .. i use to have a collection of photos of the large variety of items left next to the loo and of cause the numerous stains people left.. like it was clawing its way out the bowel. i think the most amazing one i saw was where the oke left a stain down the the lid, back of seat into the bowl.. must've been a big oke. Or when someone had a stomach bug and it looked like a granade went off in the stall ahahahaha.

still the most disconcerting thing is is a warm seat.
 
Flywheel said:
Jussus you need to eat more fiber boet.
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Lol, nope. I go to loo daily at 8am for a dump, like clock work. I can't poop any earlier.

After my 8am dump, it's very rare I need to do a number again during the day. So I just make sure I go before work.
 
krycor said:
Reminds me.. i use to love doing this after the morning coffee.. when i started working this was the norm and i'd almost never run out of TP at home as 5 days a week it would be happening at work hahaha.

These days its 50-50.. that being said i'm a bit OCD about how clean the toilet is. When i was with a large global corp, i was amazed at the manner in which people leave the restroom .. i use to have a collection of photos of the large variety of items left next to the loo and of cause the numerous stains people left.. like it was clawing its way out the bowel. i think the most amazing one i saw was where the oke left a stain down the the lid, back of seat into the bowl.. must've been a big oke. Or when someone had a stomach bug and it looked like a granade went off in the stall ahahahaha.

still the most disconcerting thing is is a warm seat.
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When you find the toilet seat warm in winter, and are in two minds about whether it's a good or a bad thing...
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I used to be a peak time pooper. I would have my morning coffee, then walk up and down the floors to find an empty stall. Quite annoying.
Especially annoying is when the only open stall was on the "hol wassers" floor with their little jug next to the toilet, and water all over the floor.

Or those toilets that were so filthy, that it couldn't have been an accident. Like how do you get a skidmark ON THE SEAT?!?!?!
 
I'm guessing don't take this at work....

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This one time in Jhb I go to the bathroom and it looked like someone had jacked off while on the seat and it was dripping from under the seat in the front. Must’ve been a small oke to do that still super gross

I should mention Cpt is no better based on past (decade ago) and present experience.

Uhm yah.. I’m that oke that check the toilet before using it.
 
Btw when the toilet seat is down I’m always scared. It’s like a potential bonus round where you either gonna a clean one rare, or something so nasty even the last user/creator decided to hide its existence from the world.

At work the one bathroom has 4 stalls.. everyday i play the toilet lotto of guessing which is the best worse one. Sometimes you win, sometimes u have little to no choice in the disaster you encountering.
 
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Lord Flacko said:
Never have, that and urinating in public is something I don’t do.

I find it disturbing that a grown up can just take a piss in a random spot but a restroom. But anywho that’s not my problem.
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No long road trips through the middle of nowhere for you then. I used to be shy about peeing in public too until I started flying. Long cross country flights with no toilet and the pressure differentials playing havoc on your ability to hold your pee for long periods. I got used to zipping down my flight suit and peeing into a bottle with someone sitting less than a foot from me. Now I can go pretty much anywhere.

Still iffy about taking a dump at work though and will generally walk to the other side of the building to find a quiet cubicle.
 
Norrad said:
Still iffy about taking a dump at work though and will generally walk to the other side of the building to find a quiet cubicle.
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Damn, at work my mate has an office next to the gents, so if I do need to go at work, I'll let him know, and afterwards I'll even tell him how it went.
 
Taking a dump at home is much nicer, because I have one of those East Asian toilets with warm seats, which washes your butt with warm water and dries it for you with warm air. Still by taking a dump at work, I can save on toilet paper.
 
Norrad said:
No long road trips through the middle of nowhere for you then. I used to be shy about peeing in public too until I started flying. Long cross country flights with no toilet and the pressure differentials playing havoc on your ability to hold your pee for long periods. I got used to zipping down my flight suit and peeing into a bottle with someone sitting less than a foot from me. Now I can go pretty much anywhere.

Still iffy about taking a dump at work though and will generally walk to the other side of the building to find a quiet cubicle.
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I have adventurous bowels. When I walk into a new settings, I can feel them starting to tingle, ready evacuate in this new and unexplored strange place.
 
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