Taking a dump at work

I never poop anywhere except at home dont feel comfortable using a contaminated toilet, least with peeing i dont have to touch anything on the loo :)
 
I always wipe the toilet seat down with toilet paper before I'll even put my butt down on it.

What irks me even more than someone actually leaving a log floating in the bog, is watching that same person come out of the toilet, and exit without even washing his hands. That's just gross.
 
That is a nice way to look at it :D
But yeah, unfortunately I also have a 08h30 - 09h00 stomach and NEED to go at that time. At home at 08h15 I couldnt go if I waited there for an hour.
 
lol..I can usually hold it in for 2 days max :D But when I go to oppi or woodstock etc I just take a dump because im pissed and don't care lol
 
We have a pristine "disabled" toilet... Have banned everyone from using it as their are enough other toilets in the complex.

Guess where I go if necessary???
 
Because of my obstructive sleep apnea I swallow lots of wind every night. So in the mornings I have to go swiftly. That keeps me pretty regular so I don't need to go except when I'm at home.
 
Sometimes you just can't keep the tortoise from poking it's head out.
 
I also don't have a problem dumping at work. I'm just trying to work up the courage to take a magazine.
 
but if u gotta go u gotta go!! and manners in the crapper knows no class boundaries... sometimes the people who earn big salaries dont eash their hands or flush...i just ate..thanx for the thread..
 
Meh, I take dumps at work. Doesnt faze me as long as they are clean. Which they normally are.

Plus, you get paid to do ****, literally, and save on toilet paper.
 
You guys are full of $hit, literally!
I try to take a dump daily at work, apparently if you take a dump daily you are healthy ?!
 
Helghast said:
I once walked into the toilets and this guy was taking an uber dump.. worst thing was the door was open!
He was holding on to the sides and pushed for all his life and groaned and moaned. When he was done he just got up and left. Didnt flush or wash hands!
I called him back and told him to flush and wash his hands... he did so.
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That is SHOCKING! Good on you! :D We have a few ar seholes here too that don't wash their hands. :sick:
 
I have issues with it to be honest.
If I must then fine but if I can knype then I will.

Probably go around 6 times a year not by choice.
 
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