TEACH ME TO HACK!!! PLEASE!!!!

There are so many tricks to stop the screen saver password...some basic coding and ripping it to cd. Then the autorun does the rest :D
 
The age-old hack for any n00b hacker is ALT+F4... works on almost any windows application.... try it ;)

It doesn't work to well on Internet Explorer as it just crashed!:mad:
I kid, I kid.
 
Wanna hack emails?

Well go to hotmail.com -> Enter your email address -> enter your password.

Weldone! You just hacked your own account :D
 
haha guyas, hahahaha this is actually funny, u actually think that im gna hack into government files and **** haha, i just wanna knw out of interest!

No offence, but you will notice that typing in that manner will not get much respect / contributions from security experts.
 
What manner, hahaha, I dont understand hahaha? Come one guys hahaha Stop making fun of him hahaha!

Seriously though... Being a hacker isnt worth it, havent you seen Swordfish :P Haha
 
Hackers are the worst possible people you can be man. Hacking is just plan and simple theft. Hackers are kinda like the social retards of the criminal world, seriously. Why would you want to hack and gain someones personal info unless you want something they have.

Hackers are all evil, nasty and just not nice. it might sound fun hacking into a government mainframe and accessing all the info there, but you can rack up 10 years in jail, and believe me, if you possess the skills to hack, you not going to be a built guy, so you gonna be past around like a razor blade at an emo party.

SAY NO TO THEFT!
 
Hackers are the worst possible people you can be man. Hacking is just plan and simple theft. Hackers are kinda like the social retards of the criminal world, seriously. Why would you want to hack and gain someones personal info unless you want something they have.

Hackers are all evil, nasty and just not nice. it might sound fun hacking into a government mainframe and accessing all the info there, but you can rack up 10 years in jail, and believe me, if you possess the skills to hack, you not going to be a built guy, so you gonna be past around like a razor blade at an emo party.

SAY NO TO THEFT!
Wow and I thought these social retards are the ones responsible for keeping your personal info safe.

You're talking about crackers (no, not the racial slur :p).
 
okay fine, seriously now, i am not planning to hack into other ppls accounts and so fourth, i just wanna knw how, for knowledge sakes, so jst relax all u ppl who think that i am planning to!
 
okay fine, seriously now, i am not planning to hack into other ppls accounts and so fourth, i just wanna knw how, for knowledge sakes, so jst relax all u ppl who think that i am planning to!

Dude, you don't get it, do you!?! THIS IS A PUBLIC FORUM!!! HAALLLOOOOO!!! One doesn't dicuss hacking on a PUBLIC FORUM, with emphasis on P U B L I C *echo-echo-....* Do you really think any of us will disclose our hacking-xp with the WHOLE WORLD TO READ?!?

Have you atleast been trying to take in what we ALL have been trying to tell you here, whether it be explicit or implicit, hmm??

Hacking is the hidden art of programming which only the most worthiest of ears are allowed to know. You have to earn your stripes in linux, C, or any other low-level method first. Sure, you don't need to know all that to hack, but then we label you as a script-kiddy (an irritating-lil-I-think-I-know-it-all), because you can't do "REAL" hacking...Hacking is thus something you learn by yourself, with your own xp and knowledge and low-level programming creativity, no one out there teaches you HOW-TO....BUT non the less, hacking is STILL a crime, talking about hacking is a crime, sharing knowledge about hacking is a crime!! Not only by law, but by the universal underground rules as well!

SO, just forget about it, it won't come from me or any other expert here amongst our midst!

So, if you remain persistant, go do Computer Science, Computer Forensics and Information Security @ university... after you're done with that, reflect, and decide then if you really feel like hacking any more... Just remember (if you still feel the need) that the "real world" has exceptional capability to catch u (YES, even in SA), throw you in jail, swallow the key and forget about you... is that somewhere you REALLY want to end up, because you where curious enough to try and hack someone and because you found it harmless or fun, hmm?? Ofcourse not! (and don't come with the "I just want the knowledge, that's all" - bs. Eventually you will stumble, because of curiosity)... so get with the program ok, and get yourself a nice girlfriend, or a harmless hobby... or do it the right way, use that knowledge and xp in the good "hacking" jobs out there, and become a successfull contributor to society...

NOW, I need a smoke and coke :)

-Uriziel- OUT
 
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BUT non the less, hacking is STILL a crime, talking about hacking is a crime, sharing knowledge about hacking is a crime!! Not only by law, but by the universal underground rules as well!

/me disagrees with Uriziel here.

While hacking may be a crime, in certain parts of the world, Talking & Sharing & Etc about hacking are not! (afaik)
 
Kmasterrr you cant really explain how to hack someones computer and open their cd rom drive.It will be insanely complex for a complete noob...You cant just pick it up from someones post. Its like asking "teach me german quickly plz" on a german forum. Its not going to work...Will take years
 
Kmasterrr you cant really explain how to hack someones computer and open their cd rom drive.It will be insanely complex for a complete noob...You cant just pick it up from someones post. Its like asking "teach me german quickly plz" on a german forum. Its not going to work...Will take years

Deutsch lernen ist nicht so kompliziert, obwohl ich prefere zu lernen japanisch!
;)
 
Deutsch lernen ist nicht so kompliziert, obwohl ich prefere zu lernen japanisch!
;)
*taking a wild guess at what you said*
Yea - I don't even want to think about it, Japanese tends to sound rather complicated compared to almost anything else!
 
*taking a wild guess at what you said*
Yea - I don't even want to think about it, Japanese tends to sound rather complicated compared to almost anything else!
It's actually not that bad to speak once you start getting into it. Learning to read kanji on the other hand is insanely complex :eek:
 
*taking a wild guess at what you said*
Yea - I don't even want to think about it, Japanese tends to sound rather complicated compared to almost anything else!

Romanized japanese is easy to learn, once you get the word association correct but the Kanji [可愛さ - kawaisa/Kawaii - Cute] :confused:

lolz watch enough fansubbed anime! the Karaoke sing along intros ftw!
 
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