It's nice that so many people are now getting higher speed broadband
And it would be even nicer if I was getting any speed at all. I'd even settle for the speed I had before. Hell, I'd welcome 384 kb right now.
For 5 years I've had a very reliable service, and still think ADSL is the best service available for my money. And some time on or before Sept 8th, I was upgraded from 1 Mb to 2 Mb and I celebrated, and it was good.
Then between Oct 20th and 22nd, I started getting intermittency problems. And on Oct 23rd it went down altogether. Confusing thing was, the modem synched but PPP wouldn't come up. Of course the Telkom call centre insisted that meant I had an ISP problem (One agent even told me that if I couldn't get PPP up using guest@telkomadsl as user name and guest as password it still didn't mean my line was faulty).
And of course my ISP insisted I had a Telkom problem. So after batting that back and forth for a while, The Big T eventually gave me a fault reference.
A week later, I "escalated" it. Now apparently all that means is that a different person phones you back to tell you they are still working on it, because after 2 weeks and still no action I called again only to be told the fault was "cleared" 5 days ago.
No it wasn't, I said...
Oh, they said. Turns out (after who knows how many calls to 10210) that there is an underground fault somewhere between me and the exchange - a distance I can stroll in 5 minutes - but repair is "targeted" for Dec 1st.
Dec 1st! FIVE WEEKS without Internet! And can someone please tell me how I can still have a working phone line through all of this? (For the last three or 4 years I've had an intermittent loud crackle on the line, so bad you could sometimes not hear the other party, but my DSL service never wavered. Now it has gone comprehensively the other way. I swapped instruments, changed microfilters, and reported the line at least 5 times; had Telkom Techies up the pole tightening connections, replacing overhead cables, switching underground pairs - all seemed to work for a while but nothing had a permanent effect).
Meanwhile I have burned through some R 500 worth of high-latency unreliable mobile data. I even took out a new contract for 1 GB a month, thinking there's NO WAY the line is going to be down for more than a week... ha ha ha... well my first month's data was gone in one day, at approx 5 times the cost of DSL data. Out of band top-ups on that contract are a further TEN TIMES more than that! My word these mobile networks charge like a wounded rhino.
So there it is. Me a (former) vociferous champion of the ADSL installation, punished for being loyal to Telkom.