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Just want to share my pleasant experience with telkom.
From day one back in 1982 I joined Telkom as a voice line client, I have had nothing but joy.
Not a moment of grief, always a friendly voice and the technical expertise to solve any problem in a timely manner.
From my experience in a call center (not telkom) I have learned that there are only two types of people who call.
1: the first time setup and
2: STUPID people.
All the complaints against Telkom are IDIOTIC to say the least.

Telkom my pel
Go well, go strong and stay with us for very long.
Neotel what a joke, where's my diet coke?
 
Vodacom ou perd,
Hoeveel is data regtig werd?
ek spandeer soveel op 3G elke dag,
my vriende op ADSL staan net en lag.
Julle caps is twak, latencies is swak..
as ek my bill sien will ek sommer my broek bek@k
 
Keeper said:
Vodacom ou perd,
Hoeveel is data regtig werd?
ek spandeer soveel op 3G elke dag,
my vriende op ADSL staan net en lag.
Julle caps is twak, latencies is swak..
as ek my bill sien will ek sommer my broek bek@k
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Lol...:D
 
baphomet said:
From my experience in a call center (not telkom) I have learned that there are only two types of people who call.
1: the first time setup and
2: STUPID people.
All the complaints against Telkom are IDIOTIC to say the least.
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:rolleyes:
 
Keeper said:
Vodacom ou perd,
Hoeveel is data regtig werd?
ek spandeer soveel op 3G elke dag,
my vriende op ADSL staan net en lag.
Julle caps is twak, latencies is swak..
as ek my bill sien will ek sommer my broek bek@k
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LMGA!! Jy het waarlik gemaak dat my “blou Dinsdag" op n’ goeie noot tot n’ einde kom. :D
 
Keeper said:
Vodacom ou perd,
Hoeveel is data regtig werd?
ek spandeer soveel op 3G elke dag,
my vriende op ADSL staan net en lag.
Julle caps is twak, latencies is swak..
as ek my bill sien will ek sommer my broek bek@k
Click to expand...

Bwhahahah, you mnade my day.
Wonderlik

Telkom, baphomet's pel
Jy gee ons alle hel
maar ons will tog net bel

Ons soek ook 'n internet
vir al die pret
maar nou moet Seacom ons kom red

jy vat net ons geld
tot die' laaste speld
dan noem die idioot jou nog 'n held

Ek stem saam met Keeper
Jy is net 'n creeper
in die k@k al dieper.
 
Keeper said:
Vodacom ou perd,
Hoeveel is data regtig werd?
ek spandeer soveel op 3G elke dag,
my vriende op ADSL staan net en lag.
Julle caps is twak, latencies is swak..
as ek my bill sien will ek sommer my broek bek@k
Click to expand...

:D
 
Keeper said:
Vodacom ou perd,
Hoeveel is data regtig werd?
ek spandeer soveel op 3G elke dag,
my vriende op ADSL staan net en lag.
Julle caps is twak, latencies is swak..
as ek my bill sien will ek sommer my broek bek@k
Click to expand...

afrikaanse treffers cd 2009 :P

haha really funny
 
I am Penguin said:
Bwhahahah, you mnade my day.
Wonderlik

Telkom, baphomet's pel
Jy gee ons alle hel
maar ons will tog net bel

Ons soek ook 'n internet
vir al die pret
maar nou moet Seacom ons kom red

jy vat net ons geld
tot die' laaste speld
dan noem die idioot jou nog 'n held

Ek stem saam met Keeper
Jy is net 'n creeper
in die k@k al dieper.
Click to expand...

Keeper said:
Vodacom ou perd,
Hoeveel is data regtig werd?
ek spandeer soveel op 3G elke dag,
my vriende op ADSL staan net en lag.
Julle caps is twak, latencies is swak..
as ek my bill sien will ek sommer my broek bek@k
Click to expand...

Legendaries...
 
Telkom is so goed
hulle hou van ons bloed

kry vir jou n lyn
ons belowe geen pyn

wag nou al maande
dink dis maar n gedaante

kry n oproep ons gaan jou lyn oproep
was maar net n gepoep van een se beroep

Kanseleer die lyn oproep
thabo se hy sal dit herroep

wag nog 6 maande
en nie een gedaante

net pyn vir n lyn
adsl kamp - pyn!!
 
baphomet said:
Just want to share my pleasant experience with telkom.
From day one back in 1982 I joined Telkom as a voice line client, I have had nothing but joy.
Not a moment of grief, always a friendly voice and the technical expertise to solve any problem in a timely manner.
From my experience in a call center (not telkom) I have learned that there are only two types of people who call.
1: the first time setup and
2: STUPID people.
All the complaints against Telkom are IDIOTIC to say the least.

Telkom my pel
Go well, go strong and stay with us for very long.
Neotel what a joke, where's my diet coke?
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Yes they are AMAZING !!! That's why the changed my Line install date, AGAIN and I have now been on hold for 18 minutes to speak to someone in Accounts.

Brilliant
 
Telkom’s residential clients will always get last priority as Telkom makes the bulk of their profits on the corporate side. That’s why the strike isn’t really a train smash for them.
 
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