The Cannabis Thread

[Gnarls]

My garden...

Pics or GTFO.

 

[The Horseman]

Hey everyone, first-time poster here. Saw the post RE: The Green Haven (https://www.instagram.com/the_green_haven_420/ ) and decided to give them a shot. Here is what I got;

• A-Grade Amnesia OG (Indoor),
• B-Grade Royal Gorilla (Indoor),
• C-Grade Grape Ape (Greenhouse),
• D-Grade Sour Diesel (Greenhouse) and
• E-Grade Skunk (Outdoor).

Haven't had a chance to smoke them yet but will post my thoughts on the bud itself soon. First impressions are that the bud looks to be decent quality (matches their grade) but are a little heavy on the stalks.

The total 13g cost me R820 incl delivery. Support and ordering were very smooth and simple. Would use again for a quick same-day order (Ordered at 15:00 and received the order at 18:30).

Will post smoke thoughts soon, have a good one ladies and gents!

No offence bud but that all looks like very bad swazi. Ain't no way those two are indoor. Can even see a massive seed pod on that amnesia. Pisses me off when I see this. Guys taking the piss.

 

[undeadpool]

Who's got a backup plan for in case cities go on lockdown and there's a pause on deliveries due to COVID-19?

My backup plan is to befriend you and then raid your stash.

 

[undeadpool]

HowzitBud review time
Product: Zkittlrz juice vape. Disposable 0.5ml
Price: R800 (R650 + R150 shipping)
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Review: Zkittlrz is an Indica dominant strain. On my first attempt, I took my standard three deep drags (as I usually do with HV) and noticed a slight 'buzz' a few minutes later. It was pleasant and relaxing but not very strong. Later on that evening I tied doing six deep drags and the effects were definitely more prominent but as Wikileaf put it "its head-focused effects tend to be subtle" and I concur with this. It did provide me with a pretty decent feeling of relaxation though. I doubt you'd experience couch-lock from this without smoking a lot. I would speculate that this product would work well for people who may experience paranoia or anxiety from smoking and want to relax but still be functional. Finally, I suspect that the THC content is probably less when compared to HV's concentrates.
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Addendum: I tried this again over the weekend on Friday and Saturday evening and I've been really happy with the results/effects. I have no idea why it's kicking harder than it did on my first attempt but since there's just so many variables involved I won't dwell on it. I do feel more comfortable recommending this though. A fun little anecdote: my wife, who has zero interest in any form of motor racing started watching the F1 documentary series on Netflix due to boredom and was instantly hooked. She convinced me to watch along with her this weekend and wow, that series is mesmerizing on Zkittlrz and a little 'meh' under normal circumstances. Anyone else have similar experiences with music/movies/shows?

 

[Chong33]

Hey everyone, first-time poster here. Saw the post RE: The Green Haven (https://www.instagram.com/the_green_haven_420/ ) and decided to give them a shot. Here is what I got;

• A-Grade Amnesia OG (Indoor),
• B-Grade Royal Gorilla (Indoor),
• C-Grade Grape Ape (Greenhouse),
• D-Grade Sour Diesel (Greenhouse) and
• E-Grade Skunk (Outdoor)

Well well what do we have here,
These guys, whoever they are, are in cahoots with puffdaddy. Same "grading system", and there was a time PD also put those stupid smiley stickers on their packaging.
Their packing has improved since then at least. But you can clearly see there guys are simply a sister company, or maybe PD is the sister company.

If you are an seasoned smoker, prepare to be very underwhelmed.
If you are a beginner, you will enjoy this

These guy's A grade indoor is on par with my local guys greenhouse. I will not be surprised in the very least if their "Indoor" is simply normal greenhouse.
The greenhouse they sell is kak outdoor, there is no other way to describe it.

ps. Is that a seed i'm seeing in that "A grade"

 

[Chong33]

Noticed that too, at a closer look I can tell they are different but nothing spectacular in the bunch tbh. The difference between the grades is also not huge so I am not sure what criteria they use.

They don't.
And don't be fooled in believing it will improve. It wont. You use these guys as an absolute last resort. And even then. Just buy their outdoor.

 

[SpliceGold]

Well well what do we have here,
These guys, whoever they are, are in cahoots with puffdaddy. Same "grading system", and there was a time PD also put those stupid smiley stickers on their packaging.
Their packing has improved since then at least. But you can clearly see there guys are simply a sister company, or maybe PD is the sister company.

If you are an seasoned smoker, prepare to be very underwhelmed.
If you are a beginner, you will enjoy this

These guy's A grade indoor is on par with my local guys greenhouse. I will not be surprised in the very least if their "Indoor" is simply normal greenhouse.
The greenhouse they sell is kak outdoor, there is no other way to describe it.

ps. Is that a seed i'm seeing in that "A grade"

So true. You wont get any decent bud these days online.

 

[Chong33]

No offence bud but that all looks like very bad swazi. Ain't no way those two are indoor. Can even see a massive seed pod on that amnesia. Pisses me off when I see this. Guys taking the piss.

Glad you also noticed the seed.
These guys are fcking crooks. If anyone in the industry deserves to be locked up its these cnts that sell absolute horse sht at premium prices. And most newbies wont know.....

 

[SpliceGold]

Glad you also noticed the seed.
These guys are fcking crooks. If anyone in the industry deserves to be locked up its these cnts that sell absolute horse sht at premium prices. And most newbies wont know.....

The last 5 times I ordered online I got such taxi rank rubbish. To be honest I would rather actually quit as I am used to decent bud. Best to do is grow your own. If you dont have lights put it in a pot and bring it indoors to make it flower. Or have a local Dude that sell decent stuff but that's also few an afar between.

 

[Chong33]

The last 5 times I ordered online I got such taxi rank rubbish. To be honest I would rather actually quit as I am used to decent bud. Best to do is grow your own. If you dont have lights put it in a pot and bring it indoors to make it flower. Or have a local Dude that sell decent stuff but that's also few an afar between.

My local dude moved to Mozambique or something. Now that guy knew the industry. I got AAA+ grade indoor from him at R200pg. Which you would say is quite expensive. But the moment you hold that bud in your hand you know this is something else. Since him I have never seen indoor quality like his. Everything I have seen is a joke compared to his, at this stage i'm wondering if anyone really sells indoor, and if they do, do they know how to grow...

Anyway since his departure my new "local guy" stays +- 70km from me, so not really local. I call him my local guy since he is always very willing to help, Its just a hassle meeting up due to the distance, hence the reason I used these PD peose
As the previous poster mentioned, you order and get same day delivery. Thats the one and only thing going for these guys.
The reason I don't plant my own stuff is I get used to smoking the same bud extremely fast. I can smoke the same strain max for 2 days, after that the potency greatly deteriorates. So its easier for me to order 3 to 4 different strains and just smoke a different strain every night. You still build up tolerance but not as fast. I don't really know how it works. I know all bud is basically just THC which gets you high, but i promise you if I smoke the same strain on consecutive days my tolerance for that specific strains increases significantly.

 

[SpliceGold]

My local dude moved to Mozambique or something. Now that guy knew the industry. I got AAA+ grade indoor from him at R200pg. Which you would say is quite expensive. But the moment you hold that bud in your hand you know this is something else. Since him I have never seen indoor quality like his. Everything I have seen is a joke compared to his, at this stage i'm wondering if anyone really sells indoor, and if they do, do they know how to grow...

Anyway since his departure my new "local guy" stays +- 70km from me, so not really local. I call him my local guy since he is always very willing to help, Its just a hassle meeting up due to the distance, hence the reason I used these PD peose
As the previous poster mentioned, you order and get same day delivery. Thats the one and only thing going for these guys.
The reason I don't plant my own stuff is I get used to smoking the same bud extremely fast. I can smoke the same strain max for 2 days, after that the potency greatly deteriorates. So its easier for me to order 3 to 4 different strains and just smoke a different strain every night. You still build up tolerance but not as fast. I don't really know how it works. I know all bud is basically just THC which gets you high, but i promise you if I smoke the same strain on consecutive days my tolerance for that specific strains increases significantly.

I hear you Dude. My local guy that has top quality sells greenhouse that looks and smells like quality indoor. Thing is he is unreliable and hardly ever around these days. Other locals still sells ok kak with a tiny bit of trichomes. Most of the suff going around is all brown, seedy and full of sticks. Weed goes brown if it was left in direct sunlight and it has not been dried properly and definalty not cured. Or it has had white powder mold which is even worse.

Everyone is just out to make a quick buck these days and dont care about the crappy quality they selling. Even the stash I got this weekend now has signs of fking mold. I needed up tossing it away. It wasnt even that fantastic but still cost me R50 pg.

 

[Kargo]

So true. You wont get any decent bud these days online.

Ive read all your bad experiences and so sorry for them - totally uncool to get screwed in any way. But i don't know where to get quality on the street and not interested in growing my own. Ive only ever used online suppliers who have very few negative reviews so wont even try those whose pictures look the same or where a few ppl have complained (ie wont use elixir or DrG cos of this) but have with King Kushie and 420M (and Trichoma when they were still around). Expensive but its certainly good quality (at the very least - the indoor is great - no seeds, well trimmed, no stalks etc. I feel all the Greenhouses are the same but they still quality altho overpriced. Interested in Howzit Bud but waiting for a few more reviews of their products - especially their top grade/indoor.

And i hope that Lick your Lips gets her comeuppence! Thank you - i def wont try them.

Also cant speak for carts - have vaped/smoked for years but never tried em!

 

[AnarchyCobras]

Hey everyone, first-time poster here. Saw the post RE: The Green Haven (https://www.instagram.com/the_green_haven_420/ ) and decided to give them a shot. Here is what I got;

• A-Grade Amnesia OG (Indoor),
• B-Grade Royal Gorilla (Indoor),
• C-Grade Grape Ape (Greenhouse),
• D-Grade Sour Diesel (Greenhouse) and
• E-Grade Skunk (Outdoor).

Haven't had a chance to smoke them yet but will post my thoughts on the bud itself soon. First impressions are that the bud looks to be decent quality (matches their grade) but are a little heavy on the stalks.

The total 13g cost me R820 incl delivery. Support and ordering were very smooth and simple. Would use again for a quick same-day order (Ordered at 15:00 and received the order at 18:30).

Will post smoke thoughts soon, have a good one ladies and gents!

So I have smoked a few joints of the 'different' strains - all this bud is very similar in quality, pretty kak. The smoke isn't too bad, but to fish out all the seeds and stalks is quite a pain (will probably strip it all and just have it all ready to be ground). I've read what everyone has to say so far about TGH and I agree completely.

I am a frequent smoker who is used to Dutch quality because I studied there for the last couple of years. This isn't worth what I paid, as I said, the ease of ordering and delivery is great but I would only use these guys again as a last resort. I mainly ordered from them because they were easy and no one here had any reviews so I was curious - hope this helps anyone in the future.

 

[The Horseman]

So I have smoked a few joints of the 'different' strains - all this bud is very similar in quality, pretty kak. The smoke isn't too bad, but to fish out all the seeds and stalks is quite a pain (will probably strip it all and just have it all ready to be ground). I've read what everyone has to say so far about TGH and I agree completely.

I am a frequent smoker who is used to Dutch quality because I studied there for the last couple of years. This isn't worth what I paid, as I said, the ease of ordering and delivery is great but I would only use these guys again as a last resort. I mainly ordered from them because they were easy and no one here had any reviews so I was curious - hope this helps anyone in the future.

Thanks for taking one for the team man!

It sucks that this is happening and I think people are going to become aware pretty quickly so hopefully this type of fraud disappears. It's basically like ordering a single malt and getting three ships.

 

[SirAwesome]

Ive read all your bad experiences and so sorry for them - totally uncool to get screwed in any way. But i don't know where to get quality on the street and not interested in growing my own. Ive only ever used online suppliers who have very few negative reviews so wont even try those whose pictures look the same or where a few ppl have complained (ie wont use elixir or DrG cos of this) but have with King Kushie and 420M (and Trichoma when they were still around). Expensive but its certainly good quality (at the very least - the indoor is great - no seeds, well trimmed, no stalks etc. I feel all the Greenhouses are the same but they still quality altho overpriced. Interested in Howzit Bud but waiting for a few more reviews of their products - especially their top grade/indoor.

And i hope that Lick your Lips gets her comeuppence! Thank you - i def wont try them.

Also cant speak for carts - have vaped/smoked for years but never tried em!

Just use these guys instead , Awesome Crew , good products and always improving heck I even get 10% discount because of loyalty so what's not to like.
They even have a referral thing going 1g and 20% of donation.
They're not just your dealer but also your friend haha.

 

[KaMoS]

Everyone has had their own experiences with the various online guys. I think the general consensus is that they are over priced. However, you have to pay the price for the convenience.Just consider yourself lucky if you have an IRL dealer.

Can't wait for legalisation so that we can have proper regulation and standards in the industry. SAPRAA has published a guideline already, good start.View attachment Cannabis Compliance Bureau_Nico Kriek.pdf

 

[Chong33]

Besides for this vaping nonsense, How do you guys consume your product?
I prefer bong. It seems my weed gets me so much further and I get very stoned with a bong compared to a joint. Also the taste and coughing is almost non existent with a bong (compared to a joint).
I'll smoke a joint on very rare occasions, If i can compare the 2, it feel like a joint takes a little longer to kick in compared to a bong, the high lasts about 45 ~ 60min longer. (Bong about an hour to 90min, Joint 120 ~ 150min ) So the high last longer but the peak is not as intense as a bong. That said a bong uses less than half of the product than a joint. So personally i'll always pick a bong over a joint.

Edibles are okay but extremely expensive in comparison.
I have never dabbed before.

 

[The Horseman]

Besides for this vaping nonsense, How do you guys consume your product?
I prefer bong. It seems my weed gets me so much further and I get very stoned with a bong compared to a joint. Also the taste and coughing is almost non existent with a bong (compared to a joint).
I'll smoke a joint on very rare occasions, If i can compare the 2, it feel like a joint takes a little longer to kick in compared to a bong, the high lasts about 45 ~ 60min longer. (Bong about an hour to 90min, Joint 120 ~ 150min ) So the high last longer but the peak is not as intense as a bong. That said a bong uses less than half of the product than a joint. So personally i'll always pick a bong over a joint.

Edibles are okay but extremely expensive in comparison.
I have never dabbed before.

I am a joint smoker mainly because I just love smoking weed, so the taste and smoothness of a J for me is the best. Also lasts longer than a bong....Although you go through more weed. I do use my bongs especially when trying to conserve.

 

[Chong33]

I am a joint smoker mainly because I just love smoking weed, so the taste and smoothness of a J for me is the best. Also lasts longer than a bong....Although you go through more weed. I do use my bongs especially when trying to conserve.

I'm exactly the opposite. I cant stand the taste. Especially cheap stuff , and the coughing, each time i smoke a J i'm sure half the block knows as I cough uncontrollably and its not soft coughs, its "get out of my fcking lungs demon" coughs.

 

[saor]

Besides for this vaping nonsense, How do you guys consume your product?
I prefer bong. It seems my weed gets me so much further and I get very stoned with a bong compared to a joint. Also the taste and coughing is almost non existent with a bong (compared to a joint).

Small glass pipe & drop a little stone in to act as a screen. If I'm smoking with someone then a joint.

What bong you using?