The d!ck within....

[Ninja'd]

Don't make me sic YingYang on you. He'll crush you.

 

[ShaunSA]

go feed your kid

I thought he dodged that bullet?

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

What pics?

 

[Lupus]

I call Lupus.
House's team always went with Lupus first.

One day - it'll be Lupus!

It is never I :-(.

 

[Pho3nix]

I see your from Cape Town if my [-]stalking[/-] ninjitsu is correct.
You reminded me of someone...

 

[The_Ogre]

Don't make me sic YingYang on you. He'll crush you.

[-]Well, I would've helped you out, but I found out today that he got married last week so I'd hate to make his wife a widow so early their marriage[/-]

Fsck this autocorrect!

 

[Ninja'd]

I thought he dodged that bullet?

I did. Next time I'll aim for sam's eyes and eyes to give him a reason for not listening or reading.

 

[Rocket Raccoon]

I did. Next time I'll aim for sam's eyes and eyes to give him a reason for not listening or reading.

Your cums blinds people? Are you a Xenomorph?

 

[I.am.Sam]

he is a ninja

 

[Ninja'd]

Your cums blinds people? Are you a Xenomorph?

 

[ShaunSA]

[-]Well, I would've helped you out, but I found out today that he got married last week so I'd hate to make his wife a widow so early their marriage[/-]

Fsck this autocorrect!

 

[Anonymous™]

Thanks for answering. I would hazard a guess that she still want's you but as for what's good for her..sort out your issues and take it from there.
Edit: Think I might know you..You from JHB?

I see your from Cape Town if my [-]stalking[/-] ninjitsu is correct.
You reminded me of someone...

Who do I remind you of?... Nay. I am out in the Mothercity indeed.

 

[BLIXEMPIE]

I'm not gonna read through this entire thread. Ain't nobody got time for that. But based on the OP's 1st post he needn't go see a therapist since I can already say he's got daddy issues. Bye.

 

[Anonymous™]

I'm not gonna read through this entire thread. Ain't nobody got time for that. But based on the OP's 1st post he needn't go see a therapist since I can already say he's got daddy issues. Bye.

Ts'k. I'm not paying for the diagnosis Blixempie. Solutions please.

Random Update: Over the last week, we've been spending time together, mostly at the office. Been helping her with an assignment and I must admit, she's getting a better understanding of who I am. Last night as we parted (stayed till 11 at the office), she shared her thoughts. It's apparent I'm not the d!ck I was, but fact remains, I still need to sort my aggression and rage out. I might not have touched her, but in the future, things could be worse if I don't have my issues sorted.

Thanks for the advice, insults and lighthearted comments gents (and ladies - not sure if those exist on the interwebs).

Happy Friday almal.

 

[The_Ogre]

Ts'k. I'm not paying for the diagnosis Blixempie. Solutions please.

Random Update: Over the last week, we've been spending time together, mostly at the office. Been helping her with an assignment and I must admit, she's getting a better understanding of who I am. Last night as we parted (stayed till 11 at the office), she shared her thoughts. It's apparent I'm not the d!ck I was, but fact remains, I still need to sort my aggression and rage out. I might not have touched her, but in the future, things could be worse if I don't have my issues sorted.

Thanks for the advice, insults and lighthearted comments gents (and ladies - not sure if those exist on the interwebs).

Happy Friday almal.

Told ya