The MyBB Pit Bull attack thread

[Jer1cho]

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Do you own any dogs?

 

[Lupus]

That thing is horribly aggressive, jees.

At least one of mine are to the teddy it carries around like a bloody emotional support blanket.
The other is a sissy and needs to be under a blanket all the time, even if its 100bajilion degrees outside.

Terribly so, I miss the kisses I used to get from my friends one, loveable thing.

 

[ShaunSA]

I'm with the muslims on this one. Ban dogs!

 

[ToxicBunny]

Terribly so, I miss the kisses I used to get from my friends one, loveable thing.

It was just using you as a lollipop you know, prepping to get you down to a nice biteable size

 

[Lupus]

Thats a fscking stupid angle dude... are you struggling to come up with a coherent arguement?

It was the super aggressive hamster that threw him off.

 

[ShaunSA]

Terribly so, I miss the kisses I used to get from my friends one, loveable thing.

From MAP's to AAP's is but one hop, step and skip away

 

[Lupus]

It was just using you as a lollipop you know, prepping to get you down to a nice biteable size

I knew it, damn those bull dogs... Now I think of the old cartoon

 

[Sir Peel-a-Lot]

Now I can't stand lap dogs, no time for them, vicious little things some of them.

 

[ToxicBunny]

I knew it, damn those bull dogs... Now I think of the old cartoon
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No man, this is more appropriate.

 

[Lupus]

Now I can't stand lap dogs, no time for them, vicious little things some of them.

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But those can't do any harm, last time my Maltese killed another dog was when it got lodged in it's throat.

 

[Jer1cho]

It was just using you as a lollipop you know, prepping to get you down to a nice biteable size

Jock of the Bushveld spent his whole life trying to kill his owner. Even fought a damn baboon to practice!

 

[ToxicBunny]

Jock of the Bushveld spent his whole life trying to kill his owner. Even fought a damn baboon to practice!

I know, horrible creatures I tell you, horrible.

Kids are just like popcorn.

 

[Lupus]

Jock of the Bushveld spent his whole life trying to kill his owner. Even fought a damn baboon to practice!

Did James Fitzpatrick know about that? How he was with a dog possibly the most aggressive known for all time?

 

[TofuMofu]

My super aggresive Pit Bull mix:

 

[Jer1cho]

I know, horrible creatures I tell you, horrible.

Kids are just like popcorn.

Yep. despicable. Every day this little bastard plots to kill my wife and I. That smile is a ruse!

 

[Lupus]

My super aggresive Pit Bull mix:

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Careful, he's plotting to eat you.

 

[ToxicBunny]

My super aggresive Pit Bull mix:

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See its practicing, it killed that defenseless vegetable.

 

[Smiggles]

Ah yes pit bull owners with their heads in the sand lol. They’re worse than cat owners.

 

[Lupus]

just asked AI, I know not always a good thing

• Most Dangerous/Fatal Attacks: After Pit Bulls, Rottweilers are responsible for the highest number of severe injuries and fatalities. Other high-risk breeds include German Shepherds, Presa Canarios, Cane Corsos, and Dogo Argentinos.
• Most Likely to Bite (Small Dogs): Studies, such as one from the University of Pennsylvania, have found that smaller breeds like Chihuahuas, Dachshunds, and Jack Russell Terriers display higher rates of aggression, though their bites are less likely to be reported or cause fatal injuries.
• Most Aggressive Towards Other Dogs: Akitas, Jack Russell Terriers, and Siberian Huskies have been reported to display high levels of aggression toward unfamiliar dogs.

Cane Corsos, Rottweilers, Presa Canarios and Dogo Argentinos are all Mastiff type dogs... Yet oddly enough they aren't lumped into Mastiffs?

 

[ToxicBunny]

Ah yes pit bull owners with their heads in the sand lol. They’re worse than cat owners.

What did cat owners ever do to you?