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Deloitte Football Money League

1. Real Madrid: 438.6m euros
2. Barcelona: 398.1m euros
3. Man Utd: 349.8m euros
4. Bayern Munich: 323m euros
5. Arsenal: 274.1m euros
6. Chelsea: 255.9m euros
7. AC Milan: 235.8.m euros
8. Liverpool: 225.3m euros
9. Inter Milan 224.8m euros
10. Juventus: 205m euros
 
Carew goes menstrual

When he's not scoring offside goals against Sunderland, Stoke City striker John Carew likes to head down to the local tattoo parlour, but unfortunately for the Norwegian international his latest bit of ink is proving to be a pain in the neck.

The striker's new daubing reads 'Ma Vie, Mes Régles', which in theory translate as 'My Life, My Rules'. However, a French professor at the University of Oslo has pointed out that the use of the acute accent over the word 'Régles', rather than the grave accent (è), dramatically changes the meaning to 'My Life, My Period' or 'My Life, My Menstruation'.

"He has a spelling mistake in the neck and it is embarrassing," Professor Christine Meklenborg Salvesen told Norwegian tabloid Verdens Gang.

Before any member of the Stoke squad breaks the news to the 6'5" colossus we suggest they bear in mind that it's Carew's life and Carew's rules so Carew can spell it however the hell he likes
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Barclays Premier League FIXTURES (12 February)

Old Trafford (Full times)
Man Utd - 2 (41 LCAdC Nani, 78 W Rooney)
Man City - 1 (65 DJ Silva)

Emirates Stadium (Full time)
Arsenal - 2 (16 R van Persie, 56 R van Persie)
Wolverhampton - 0

St Andrews Stadium (Full time)
Birmingham - 1 (91 N Zigic)
Stoke - 0

Ewood Park (Full time)
Blackburn - 0
Newcastle - 0

Bloomfield Road (Full time)
Blackpool - 1 (14 E Grandin)
Aston Villa - 1 (10 G Agbonlahor)

Anfield (Full time)
Liverpool - 1 (R Meireles)
Wigan - 1 (65 S Gohouri)

The Hawthorns (Full time)
West Brom - 3 (3 G Dorrans, 8 J Thomas, 32 W Reid (og))
West Ham - 3 (50 D Ba, 58 C Cole, 83 D Ba)

Stadium of Light (Full time)
Sunderland - 1 (11 A Gyan)
Tottenham - 2 (44 M Dawson, 57 N Kranjcar)
 
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Pos. Team - P - Pts
1. Man Utd - 26-57
2. Arsenal - 26-53
3. Man City - 27-49
4. Tottenham - 26-47
5. Chelsea - 25-44
6. Liverpool - 27-39
7. Sunderland - 27-37
8. Bolton - 27-36
9. Stoke - 26-33
10. Newcastle - 26-32
11. Blackburn - 27-32
12. Fulham - 26-30
13. Everton - 26-30
14. Birmingham - 25-30
15. Aston Villa - 27-30
16. Blackpool - 26-29
17. West Brom - 26-27
18. Wigan - 27-27
19. West Ham - 27-25
20. Wolverhampton - 26-24
 
Everton are in real trouble IMO. Only 3 points off relegation and they got no cash. Squad might disintegrate next season
 
Rooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
 
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