The Perfect Pick-up line....

[Sting]

Now come face to face with rejection...:wtf:

again...

I don't need to use pick up lines! After 18 years of marriage, a :twisted: glance is all that's required!!!

 

[-LiLiTh-]

I don't need to use pick up lines! After 18 years of marriage, a :twisted: glance is all that's required!!!

Lol... thou hath mastered the art

But only by vow and not by perfection

 

[Morgoth]

hoe lyk dit, hoe lyk dit, ek en jy nakid?c

 

[porn$tar]

I don't need to use pick up lines! After 18 years of marriage, a :twisted: glance is all that's required!!!

**** that, she doesn't even have to be awake. :twisted:

 

[DJ...]

Hey there. Just thought I'd come over and let you know that as long as I have a face, you'll have a seat...

 

[-LiLiTh-]

Hey there. Just thought I'd come over and let you know that as long as I have a face, you'll have a seat...

And the submissive ones make themselves known

 

[porn$tar]

And the submissive ones make themselves known

Submission's got farkall to do with it, some guys just know how to use their tongues...

 

[DigitalSoldier]

Your parents must be retarded because you are really special

 

[porn$tar]

"Those boots look good on you, but they'd look better on my shoulders."

 

[wrathex]

hoe lyk dit, hoe lyk dit, ek en jy nakid?c

Morgoth !
jy kry nie commoner as dit nie hahaha

 

[hxc87x]

"Would you like to dance? Because I'd like your chair."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face."

"Your father must've been a thief, because you look like a f&*king pikey"

All of the above from Jimmy Carr...

 

[tco21]

"Would you like to dance? Because I'd like your chair."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed on your face."

"Your father must've been a thief, because you look like a f&*king pikey"

All of the above from Jimmy Carr...

lol @ first one