The Perfect Pick-up line....

LazyLion

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Just let them try to get out of this one....

"If I were to ask you for sex, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?"

hehe... ;)
 
what happens if she just yells "fsck off!" in your face when you try to ask that conundrum of a question?
 
That line is actually smart. You get a positive if you answer yes or no :P
 
Kevin Bloody Wilson said:
Verse 1
Blown too much of me time buying dinner and wine
And me money on flowers and lollies
Only to find that what's on me mind
Isn't on hers and she's sorry
So I've made up some lines that save wastin' time
And keep me from blowin' me brass
I'm ever so cool I just prop on the stool
Right next to hers and I ask:


Chorus
'Do you fsck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Cause you've you've got a nice head
And you look pretty honest
So me face'll be leavin' in a quarter of an hour--
I'd like you to be on it'


Verse 2
You know how it feels when you first meet a sheila
And the bullsh1t you've gotta go through
Like callin' her up and tellin' her you love her
When all that you'd love is just to screw
But she wants to hold hands and you to meet her old man
And sit around for hours and talk
But me new method is, you just cut through the ****
And get down to the goodies straight off:


Chorus
'Do you fsck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
Do you sleep in the nick?
Do you give head very often?
If we can decide, your place or mine
We can fsck off then'


Verse 3
So the next time you see a good-lookin' sheila
And you'd give a week's pay just to hold her
Don't sit acting dumb, just front her full-on
And drop a few lines like I told you
This new method of mine might not work every time
But then again no method will
I've been spat at and slapped, and kneed in the knackers
But then I've got a few fscks as well


Chorus
'Do you fsck on first dates?
Does your dad own a brewery?
Could I feel your tits?
Or would you show 'em to me?
If the answer is 'No'
To me questions above --
Then be a good sport and give me the name
Of a girlfriend who does!'

Try it Kev's way next time :D :D :D
 
Kudos to the college nerd who thought this one up!!!

/me adds this to my arsenal...
 
PICK UP LINES USED IN: Gezina, Rietfontein, danville, sinoville, Die Moot pta, Pta West, Brakpan,


1) Did you fart, cause you blew me away!

2) Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

3) My Love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can't hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card, 'cause I'd like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them.

6) If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

7) You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

8) Man - 'Fat Penguin!'
Woman - 'WHAT?'
Man - 'I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.'

9) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bedrock.

10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.

11) Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

13) Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it, my nuts tighten up
 
An ex-collegue of mine, married for the fourth time and known as a sexual harasser in the workplace, once asked me: "I guess I am not allowed to say you look very sexy today... ?"

Disgusting old man.
 
If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.


:D - You must be the one that charges R100...
 
One for the wow players

"Did those pants drop from MC? Cos that @$$ is epic!" :D

otherwise theres the favorite,

"Does this smell like Chloroform to you?"
 
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