The Perfect Pick-up line....

[mk1]

Naai jy of mors jy my tyd?

 

[porn$tar]

I'm throwing a party in my pants later and your name's on the VIP list.

 

[dirkieman]

Wie moet ek spyker: Vir jou of jou suster?:twisted:

 

[supersunbird]

"Hi, my name is <insert name here>"

 

[AMG133]

That dress looks quite becoming on you. If I were on you I'd be cumming too.

hahaha WIN! WIN! WIN!

 

[AMG133]

"Hi, my name is <insert name here>"

<Slim Shady>

 

[RazedInBlack]

Unfortunately none of these are going to get you anywhere!

Do what Chris Rock does: "Want some dick?"

 

[AMG133]

Got any raisins? no raisins? hows about a Date then?

 

[guest2013-1]

I usually sing the "I want my penis on your face" song

That usually works

 

[Moederloos]

My friends over there bet me R100 you would not talk to me. Can I buy you a drink with their money?

 

[AvatarS]

Charming. I think we should combine this thread with a poll on whether you're all still single after using these lines.

 

[Drake2007]

Charming.

/arms outstretched
Hey there Gorgeous, Look what the good Lord sent you.
/cheezy grin

 

[RazedInBlack]

Charming. I think we should combine this thread with a poll on whether you're all still single after using these lines.

Well, what will work on you?

 

[Moederloos]

Well, what will work on you?

chloroform?

 

[porn$tar]

Charming. I think we should combine this thread with a poll on whether you're all still single after using these lines.

Wanna see my poll?

 

[zippy]

Charming. I think we should combine this thread with a poll on whether you're all still single after using these lines.

I dont think NOT being single is neccessarily the main objective.

 

[AvatarS]

/arms outstretched
Hey there Gorgeous, Look what the good Lord sent you.
/cheezy grin

/swoon
No, wait, that was the stink of your pick up line getting to me.

Well, what will work on you?

A pick up line will only work if you have the presence to carry it off (also, a girl with a sense of humour; they may be in short supply )

chloroform?

Yes, I always sniff things people tell me to.

Wanna see my poll?

Who else gets a vote?

 

[RazedInBlack]

A pick up line will only work if you have the presence to carry it off (also, a girl with a sense of humour; they may be in short supply )

Lemme guess! You're not one of them!

 

[-LiLiTh-]

This thread seems to be going somewhere now...

Let's talk about love

 

[RazedInBlack]

This thread seems to be going somewhere now...

Let's talk about love

BORING!