The Perfect Pick-up line....

Only a blonde would be confused, and I think you would get a slap as well, not the best pick up line ever used.
 
And just to take this one south:

A very (onbeskof) friend of mine (coloured dude), likes to walk up to chicks at a club/wherever and say: Wil jy n**i?
 
That dress looks quite becoming on you. If I were on you I'd be cumming too.
 
Man: “Haven’t we met before?”
Woman: “Maybe. I’m the receptionist at the VD Clinic.”

Man: “So what do you do for a living?”
Woman: “I’m a female impersonator.”

Man: “Hey, come on, we’re both here at this bar for the same reason”
Woman: “Yeah! Let’s pick up some chicks!”

Man: “I want to give myself to you.”
Woman: “Sorry, I don’t accept cheap gifts.”



Man: “If I could see you naked, I’d die happy:
Woman: “Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing”.

Man: “I’d go through anything for you.”
Woman: “Good! Let’s start with your bank account. Then the door.
 
Some study that I read a while ago suggested that the best pickup line that they had found was :

"So, what toppings do you like on your pizza"

It's innocent, so you don't get instant rejection, and it is unusual so gets them talking. Which is all that you want/need.
 
This is how it's done

Be confident. This is actually the key.
Know her body language. Do you even have a chance?

Guy: "Hmm, Hmm, do you have a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them...".<awkward pause>
Chick: "hmm.." <pulls a face> a good sign, <slaps you> -> game over
Guy: "well, it sounded a lot better in my head. It is pretty lame isn't it?"
Chick: "yah, it is ..."

Game on!
 
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