The Perfect Pick-up line....

[mercurial]

Quite new, lol the roles are usually reversed

Tie me up and do me real bad?

Sweet Jesus. You need help.

 

[chiskop]

Lol....actually noticed...and changed that just before you posted your reply!

LOL, so you did. And now I look like an idiot.

FWIW, that old business socks line has worked for me.

 

[-LiLiTh-]

Sweet Jesus. You need help.

Hey, that was an attempt at a good pick up line for porn$tar.

 

[RazedInBlack]

Are your legs tired? Cause you've been walking through my mind all day!

Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air!

 

[eek]

LOL, so you did. And now I look like an idiot.

FWIW, that old business socks line has worked for me.

Hahaha....nah, the difference is probably a few seconds before the minute ticked over...so you're in the clear! If it was 5 min you would've looked like an idiot!

LMAO! Serious? Dare I even ask?

 

[-LiLiTh-]

Are your legs tired? Cause you've been walking through my mind all day!

Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air!

Lol shouldn't it be running?:wtf:

 

[eek]

Your dad must be a baker because you've got a nice set of buns!

 

[eek]

Lol shouldn't it be running?:wtf:

technically......yes! He just doesn't wanna sound desperate!

 

[-LiLiTh-]

I heard this from my cousin:

Yor girl, jy't mos n lekke paar bene om 'n pot sop met te maak.

 

[eek]

I heard this from my cousin:

Yor girl, jy't mos n lekke paar bene om 'n pot sop met te maak.

:wtf:

 

[AvatarS]

Lemme guess! You're not one of them!

hey, i just used one of the lines in the thread and i got a laugh
can you do better?

+1 vote Struck Out

/sobs in the corner

Yes, that'll help you pick up chicks.

If I told you what works on me, I'd get myself banned.

Tell me.

but....

I'm down to my business socks!

Oooohhhh yeeeeaaahhh....it's business time!

Binary solo! 1 1 0 0 0 1 0 0 1 1 0 1 1 0 0 1 1 0 0 1 0 1 1

 

[porn$tar]

I heard this from my cousin:

Yor girl, jy't mos n lekke paar bene om 'n pot sop met te maak.

That sounds Cape Flats kullered. :erm:

 

[-LiLiTh-]

That sounds Cape Flats kullered. :erm:

Yip, i am a coloured... from the cape flats...

But i am not a cape flats coloured

 

[porn$tar]

Your dad must be a baker because you've got a nice set of buns!

Better yet, "your dad must be a chicken farmer, cos you've got nice tits!"

 

[Venom Rush]

Better yet, "your dad must be a chicken farmer, cos you've got nice tits!"

FAIL? :wtf:

 

[porn$tar]

FAIL? :wtf:

You don't like chicken tits?

 

[Drake2007]

Yes, that'll help you pick up chicks.

The wrong "chicks" maybe, but [-]hey a lay is a lay [/-] I'm not that desperate

 

[Morgoth]

kom ons naai.

 

[Sting]

kom ons naai.

Already suggested - see post #25 !!!

Simple but effective

 

[-LiLiTh-]

Already suggested - see post #25 !!!

Simple but effective

Now come face to face with rejection...:wtf:

again...