The Zimbabwe Elections 2023 thread

[Pak Fa Fui]

EFF leader Malema said the Zimbabweans must go home to vote, will they allow them back

 

[TheChamp]

the time for change has come. It’s a perfect time for Zimbabweans to go home and vote for the change they need.

If only that railway was already functional, nothing can solve this problem better than a train.

 

[NarrowBandFtw]

EFF leader Malema said the Zimbabweans must go home to vote, will they allow them back

can we send the EFF to go vote on their behalf instead?

... and no, please do not allow them back

 

[6spdmanual]

I dare you all to watch this without vomiting

https://twitter.com/x/status/1677361509649850375

 

[6spdmanual]

Don’t see eye to eye with the CIC but he’s right

https://twitter.com/x/status/1677156511133335554

 

[Agent67]

the time for change has come. It’s a perfect time for Zimbabweans to go home and vote for the change they need.

Hopefully, CCC and Chamisa can get things done and get rid of ANC: Zim edition (ZANU-PF).

 

[Agent67]

I dare you all to watch this without vomiting

https://twitter.com/x/status/1677361509649850375

Ah yes... Rutendo. ZANU-PF's top spinner...

 

[6spdmanual]

Can’t find anything from the other parties saying anything on this. Here’s another sound bite

https://twitter.com/x/status/1677793923601776641

 

[6spdmanual]

Ah yes... Rutendo. ZANU-PF's top spinner...

I absolutely detest this guy. Bottom of the barrel type.

 

[PAYBACK]

Don’t see eye to eye with the CIC but he’s right

https://twitter.com/x/status/1677156511133335554

If there's is one thing the EFF are good at, its transport!

 

[TheChamp]

I dare you all to watch this without vomiting

https://twitter.com/x/status/1677361509649850375

The ones who speak big English are the ones who are not in Zimbabwe but living large in other people's countries.

 

[zizebra]

BTW, you guys know any forums Zimbabweans stayed? I wanna check their opinion about the election.

You can check on mine. When Zanu thugs were beating up people in the last few elections, they typically remind the people that they cannot claim to have voted for the party because the party used its machinery to be in power. There is no change that I expect in this election. Zanu controls Army, controls the police, controls the judiciary, and now controls even NGOs. They control everything else that matters. So elections alone are a fallacy. Chamisa is selling the same old stuff.

 

[zizebra]

Ah yes... Rutendo. ZANU-PF's top spinner..

Yes Rutendo, looking at his pic tells you he is too young. He is one of those either campaigning for future post in Zim government or already benefitted from the party and must continue to please his masters. . The zim government is not interested in changing. Its working for those in power.

 

[Harmonic]

If there's is one thing the EFF are good at, its transport!

Their tire transport business really worked out for them

 

[Jam Sandwich]

Zanu pf foreva...

 

[6spdmanual]

You can check on mine. When Zanu thugs were beating up people in the last few elections, they typically remind the people that they cannot claim to have voted for the party because the party used its machinery to be in power. There is no change that I expect in this election. Zanu controls Army, controls the police, controls the judiciary, and now controls even NGOs. They control everything else that matters. So elections alone are a fallacy. Chamisa is selling the same old stuff.

So ZANU to win with 101% of the vote?

 

[tetrasect]

A thread to cover news on the build up to the Zim elections

Zimbabwe elections 2023: What you need to know

The BBC explores key issues in a vote that will test how far Zimbabwe has come since Robert Mugabe.

www.bbc.com

LOL @ "elections".

 

[Jam Sandwich]

You can check on mine. When Zanu thugs were beating up people in the last few elections, they typically remind the people that they cannot claim to have voted for the party because the party used its machinery to be in power. There is no change that I expect in this election. Zanu controls Army, controls the police, controls the judiciary, and now controls even NGOs. They control everything else that matters. So elections alone are a fallacy. Chamisa is selling the same old stuff.

That same sandwich is going to be served here...

 

[SlowInternet]

Mnangagwa will win again.

 

[TheChamp]

Good luck to the Zimbabweans, whatever you do never allow foreigners to dictate things to you in your own country, that can never be emphasized enough.

Meanwhile here in SA The Greatest Liberation Movement in Africa will continue leading the revolution in a democratic manner by making sure the DA and their Moonshot puppets do not get anywhere close to the Union Buildings, that is the promise we make to our people, don't be moved by the noise, kukithi la.