The Zimbabwe Elections 2023 thread

[Nom Chompsky]

Has Zanu won yet?

With 150% of the vote.

 

[Jam Sandwich]

With 150% of the vote.

The cream rises to the top...

 

[6spdmanual]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1694274589369479418

 

[6spdmanual]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1694346236935946356

 

[6spdmanual]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1694300820215390644

 

[Solarion]

One of the ZANU-PF ministers has his own private army on the side of 200 highly trained soldiers with the best equipment. Preparing for the day when the people do eventually rise up.

 

[Jam Sandwich]

One of the ZANU-PF ministers has his own private army on the side of 200 highly trained soldiers with the best equipment. Preparing for the day when the people do eventually rise up.

Which will never happen.

 

[rietrot]

One of the ZANU-PF ministers has his own private army on the side of 200 highly trained soldiers with the best equipment. Preparing for the day when the people do eventually rise up.

Sheep cannot rise up.

 

[McTwinks]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1694274589369479418

At 1105 they must just go home. Beit bridge is a breeze. Lol.

 

[¯\_(ツ)_/¯]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1694300820215390644

You could ask the same locally. Who would stoop so low as to ask opposition supporters to spoil their ballots.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1693955737200836659

Vote ANC or just spoil your ballot... - General Bheki Mtolo, GLM KZN

It truly seems MAC is imploding studios of the GLM...

 

[6spdmanual]

Zimbabwe sets extra day of voting in selected wards after delays

Zimbabwe has extended voting in selected wards by a day after the late distribution of ballot papers delayed polling, according to a presidential decree issued late Wednesday.

www.reuters.com

 

[TheChamp]

There was no unusual movement on the N1, I take Zims who are here did not bother.

 

[Priapus]

Such a farce. We all know the winner already.

 

[Jam Sandwich]

Such a farce. We all know the winner already.

Zanu forever...

 

[Agent67]

2018 Zimbabwean general election - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Ok, so 2018's results look like this:

Presidential:

Chamisa - 45%
Mnangagwa - 51%

Parliamentary:

ZANU-PF - 52%
MDC-A (Chamisa's party at the time) - 34%

(A lot closer than I thought tbh)

 

[Former member 61586]

2018 Zimbabwean general election - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

Ok, so 2018's results look like this:

Presidential:

Chamisa - 45%
Mnangagwa - 51%

Parliamentary:

ZANU-PF - 52%
MDC-A (Chamisa's party at the time) - 34%

(A lot closer than I thought tbh)

Every figure you mentioned in your post was made up. Probably conjured up while sitting on the golden toilet having a crap.

 

[Nom Chompsky]

I mean I know the election was rigged but is there a website that provides results at all? Have they even started counting?

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

I mean I know the election was rigged but is there a website that provides results at all? Have they even started counting?

apparently they ran out of ballot papers, laughable this entire clown show, we all know the results.

Zimbabwe opposition claims 'primitive' vote rigging as ballot papers mysteriously run short | News24

A week ago, Zimbabwe's election body said ballot papers were printed and mostly already distributed. But on Wednesday, ballot papers were missing or misprinted, and some polling stations went as late as 17:00 - for a vote due to end at 19:00 - without ballot papers.

www.news24.com

 

[Jet-Fighter7700]

Such a farce. We all know the winner already.

but its entertaining seeing how people believe this election is legitimate.
its almost like North Koreas elections, or a Nazi Referendum.

 

[Tman*]

Have they even started counting?

Yes, 1, 2 eleventy million and gosh darn it Zanu has gotten 215% of the vote