The Zimbabwe Elections 2023 thread

[6spdmanual]

https://www.iol.co.za/news/politics/i-would-be-foolish-to-think-i-wont-win-says-zimbabwes-president-emmerson-mnangagwa-after-voting-48972470-f6fd-4c94-ab55-87e40abf0288

 

[Priapus]

https://www.iol.co.za/news/politics/i-would-be-foolish-to-think-i-wont-win-says-zimbabwes-president-emmerson-mnangagwa-after-voting-48972470-f6fd-4c94-ab55-87e40abf0288

Can't lose and election, you've rigged.

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Wait...do you think race is a determining factor in one's IQ?

Let me use your strategy so my next statement is like yours.

Do you think potatoes taste better or tomatoes ?

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Can't lose and election, you've rigged.

Yoda speak ?

 

[Priapus]

Yoda speak ?

Yes.

 

[Phylax]

Let me use your strategy so my next statement is like yours.

Do you think potatoes taste better or tomatoes ?

Lol, what?!

 

[Sideshow Bob]

Lol, what?!

Nice try. Did you ask somebody to delete your IQ map comment?

 

[Gordon_R]

That's not suspicious as all...

Nothing suspicious at all:

Zimbabwe election: Poll monitors arrested amid election

Police confirm 41 people have been detained for allegedly trying to disrupt the voting process.

www.bbc.com

Civil society groups have tried to do their own vote count to compare results with the official tally in light of disputes over past election results.

The 41 are being accused of attempting to announce results before the state elections body - who by law are the only ones who can declare a winner.

 

[Priapus]

Just waiting for them to declare Zanu-PF the winner.

 

[Flanders]

If your party loses all the time it doesn't mean the election is rigged, it just means your party is extremely incompetent.

That, or you're outnumbered 10:1 by dumbasses born to suffer.

Not to say I believe our elections are rigged. They would be - if they needed them to be. But they don't - so they probably aren't.

 

[6spdmanual]

They voted for change in Zimbabwe - and then joyfully crossed Beitbridge border back into SA​

They voted for change in Zimbabwe - and then joyfully crossed Beitbridge border back into SA | News24

"We are happy. We voted for change in Zimbabwe," Deanford Madzapa and John Mutaki shouted joyfully as they jumped into a taxi outside the Beitbridge border post, heading to Musina.

www.news24.com

 

[rietrot]

Lol brilliant.

 

[Solarion]

It's not really an election. It's more what you'd call an allegiance survey.

 

[6spdmanual]

People already going in on Zim folk

https://twitter.com/x/status/1694596903789297782

 

[RedViking]

People already going in on Zim folk

https://twitter.com/x/status/1694596903789297782

https://twitter.com/x/status/1694805830623801562

 

[rietrot]

People already going in on Zim folk

https://twitter.com/x/status/1694596903789297782

Is that the same woman (profile pic?). Catfishing is real. She put on some weight.

 

[TheChamp]

People already going in on Zim folk

https://twitter.com/x/status/1694596903789297782

Loudmouths they indeed are, especially the Zanu type with the big English.

 

[Phylax]

Lol brilliant.

"Ooga booga! Mugabe smash."

 

[6spdmanual]

Its a bit of a close one at the moment apparently

Zimbabwe braces for close election as early parliamentary results come in

Early parliamentary results in Zimbabwe showed the ruling party and the main opposition neck and neck.

www.reuters.com

 

[Nom Chompsky]

The latest results thus far:

Results announced so far by the Zimbabwe Electoral Commission showed ZANU-PF winning 43 parliamentary constituencies and the main opposition party Citizens Coalition for Change (CCC) winning 37, out of a total of 210 single-member constituencies.