Things that irritate you.....

[The_Librarian]

"Krismisboks samblief"

 

[Rouxenator]

"Krismisboks samblief"

I just answer with "Ek gee een vir jou as jy een vir my gee".

 

[pinball wizard]

I just answer with "Ek gee een vir jou as jy een vir my gee".

My standard response is that I don't speak any English.

 

[Splinter]

To be the chief executive you there has to be other executives, duh! It irritates me because it's pretentious and ignorant, just be real.

But if you the main man, you can give yourself whatever title you want.

 

[pinball wizard]

But if you the main man, you can give yourself whatever title you want.

I'm opening a business and calling myself the King of Scotland then.

 

[The_Librarian]

I'm opening a business and calling myself the King of Scotland then.

All Hail the King of Scatland

oops, Scotland... sorry, my bad

 

[Splinter]

I'm opening a business and calling myself the King of Scotland then.

Cool. But Scotland is a rather small, wet and windy place. Why not something more glamorous?

 

[ShaunSA]

Cool. But Scotland is a rather small, wet and windy place. Why not something more glamorous?

The Queen of Scotland?

 

[Aquila ka Hecate]

Cool. But Scotland is a rather small, wet and windy place. Why not something more glamorous?

There is nowhere more glamorous than Scotland!

 

[Lupus]

There is nowhere more glamorous than Scotland!

The green rolling hills, the heather... The freaking heather. The 20 minutes of sunshine a day, the still cold grey ocean in Edinburgh. Though I did love it.

 

[PhireSide]

The whiskey

 

[Lupus]

The whiskey

Whisky ;-)

 

[PhireSide]

Aye, autocorrect wants to be 'Murican today

 

[Toxxyc]

Aye, autocorrect wants to be 'Murican today

Or Irish. Or any country with an "e" in the name, for that matter.

 

[PhireSide]

Souf Efrika?

 

[Splinter]

The Queen of Scotland?

There is nowhere more glamorous than Scotland!

You've had too much of their scotch

 

[PhireSide]

Takealot.

Missing a delivery date I can understand but at least send me a mail or pop me an SMS or pick up the phone and tell me your courier is being delayed instead of waiting and waiting and waiting for nothing.

 

[D3nz]

When you love eating Today cheese puffs, but there isn't any in the store, so you get a different brand and then you wonder why anyone would make a cheese puff taste like cardboard.

 

[f2wohf]

Cell C: Being billed several thousands for a service I do not have and they never have installed.

Telkom: Not getting an invoice for something I bought.

Can’t you swap teams and make that I get the invoice from the right company?

 

[RyanPCMR]

Telkom just increased upload speed for VDSL while they are still keeping me in the dark on proper VDSL setting for my modem on the 20Mbps DSL line. Oh well..