Things that irritate you.....

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So what do you guys do when a new F###ING business analyst joins the project when it was 99% done and gets all the credit for the work?
 
That's messed up. Was the project in any state where it was bound to fail and the new BA performed a miracle to pull it through?

We have started to use "product owners" and they complete with each other for dev time. They won't easily let go of their products and it's always the dev team that gets the credit for finishing pieces of work.
 
Rouxenator said:
That's messed up. Was the project in any state where it was bound to fail and the new BA performed a miracle to pull it through?

We have started to use "product owners" and they complete with each other for dev time. They won't easily let go of their products and it's always the dev team that gets the credit for finishing pieces of work.
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F### no. All he needed to ask was how far the project was and that's that... I even contributed to the spec sheet to complete it.

This is why I hate business analysts... They do absolutely fokol in the industry and get all the credit for it.
 
CamiKaze said:
So what do you guys do when a new F###ING business analyst joins the project when it was 99% done and gets all the credit for the work?
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Wait until you take your spare time to build an entire presentation for a new client (not your job at all), do the videos and put the content in the brochures, and then when you're done you're being reprimanded for using incorrect animations. Then, later in the month, you hear that the marketing team each got a massive bonus for landing the client with your work, they're praised in front of the whole company and they don't say **** about you helping at all. They get handed these fat envelopes and everything.
 
When you try and flirt with the foreign lady at work but the language barrier is too much. :(

Or maybe she is acting and it is a sign? *thinking*
 
When someone arranges to move into a place a month in advance, pays deposits etc. including R1150 to the moving company, and then 3 days before moving in, they get told no vehicles above 2 tonnes are allowed into the new complex, but the deposit was for a 4 tonne truck, and non-refundable.

It wasn't me, but it still pissed me off.
 
I'd say any incontinence is an irritation no matter who has it

SAPO. My parcel's journey from Hong Kong to me has taken longer on the leg from JHB to PE than it did from HK to SA
 
People hogging bar space at an extremely busy pub by sitting on the bar stools.

Now a hundred people must squeeze through and lean over their shoulders to order a drink.

And also people at work functions that sit down at the tables with the canapés so that they can have arms length access to all the food. They always end up stuffing their faces and eating more than a reasonable share.
 
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When Windows decides it's time to reboot after you put your PC to sleep with hundreds of things open... and your tidy desktop goes back to 30 files all sitting in the top left corner in no particular order. :mad:
 
This goes to the lads at work who foolishly believe their appendages are 15 cm longer than actually are. The constant dribble beneath the urinal is deplorable. To think your shoes have probably carried your urine throughout the building :sick: Seriously, boys, stand a little closer! :mad:
 
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