TrackMania Nations Forever

I've just discovered the "limited" servers, where only 16 players are on, at any given time. New players are queued (random note: I've discovered how to spell queue) and have to wait their turn.

After the race, 15th and 16th place get auto-queued and 2 queued players gets a turn...

Pro's:
The race becomes more challenging, the longer you stay in.
Top Ladder Points are awarded.

Con's:
No interruptions whilst playing, or you get auto-queued at the end of the race (this is the most challenging part if you own inquisitive cats).
Learn how to smoke whilst racing.
You cannot "sit out" on tracks that you do not like, or battle with.

My favourites are the 7 and 8-lap Nascar tracks - speed, reflexes and a healthy dose of profanities, makes these quite challenging...and nerve wrecking if you are constantly alternating between the last four places...
 
Yes.. Ladder servers are restricted to number of players. i.e. 20-70k (max 20 players) 40-80k (max 16 players) 90k (max 12 players) etc.

Hope you can get United soon Dixie :) it's tons of fun.
 
Dan C said:
Yes.. Ladder servers are restricted to number of players. i.e. 20-70k (max 20 players) 40-80k (max 16 players) 90k (max 12 players) etc.
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OMG! I just discovered the 90k Nascar server!

This takes the gaming experience to a whole new level. Shakes. Tummy cramps. Heart palpitations. Ovulation. Hoarseness. Severe bouts of insanity with smutty interruptions of screaming, illness and unpredictable emotions.

Sorry Dan, I'm just not ready for the full version yet - too much Rock for one hand...

:)
 
Dan C said:
It's a pity, you going to miss out on the winter fun ... :)
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You lost me...

Anyways, I've got it figured out. I'll get the full version, give my Dixie account to my niece (she can just change the name) and start another...

What is the winter fun again?
 
hey you dont need to start another account. Just convert your current account using the paid for key :)
 
ChilliGirl said:
hey you dont need to start another account. Just convert your current account using the paid for key :)
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Nah. The ladder thingy lost it's sparkle for me...

I'll just start a new account with an arb name. I'll keep my pink '76 Corvette convertible though. The radio antenna is hilarious :)

My niece deserves a head start. She lost her account when her HD crashed. She kicks my tiny behind on any track...and she's only 15...
 
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if she forgot her password. She can get nadeo to resend it to her

but yeah if you wanna start new , nothing wrong with that
 
Trackmania 101½

My-my...how quickly the novelty factor wears off...

One can only play the 90K Nascar server for so long before you start masturbating between rounds...

You refer to the who's who of the server by pet [-]hate[/-] names and even before a race starts you can predict the outcome, if you have clear rounds...

I'm starting to question some of their times though. It's disheartening, knowing that you have just laid down a gut-wrenching, fanny-farting, puke-inducing record round, beating your PB by 0.3 and some fuсktard, you have never seen, breaks the Dedi record by 5 to 6 seconds...wtf? :wtf:

No really! wtf? :mad:

And what the hell is it with people that write their name in funny squiggles? You cannot pronounce it. You cannot throw a comment his way, cause you don't know whom to address it to.

Is it a pre-puberty thing or is it because of puberty? Yissis, get laid already...your hormones will turn on you one day, when you least expect it...

Oh, on a side note. gl, gla, hf, nt, vnt and the rest of the acronym-hell should qualify for a life-long ban...or at least a limp wrist...
 
Luke7777 said:
:D
Having a bad morning.... or recovering from a bad weekend ? :)
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Apart from living in a, self-imposed coitus-free zone, my weekend was remarkably crisp...

My morning is a pot of a different pederasty. It's one of those that catches you off-guard - no toilet paper. This forces you to scamper on all fours, like a baboon learning how to swim, in a tub of jelly, looking for those complimentary wet-wipes that you liberated from SAA Business Class, two years ago...

Next project: A Bidet, the size of my yeast infected spa...
 
Luke7777 said:
....explains all
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Not really. Chapters 2 - 51 are not accounted for...especially the part were a baby angel gets dandruff every time I screw up a jump...

/bops head to Bohemian Rhapsody

The_Pumpkin_King said:
Scaramouch, Scaramouch, will you do the Fandango
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Luke7777 said:
... or a handshower, installed on the taps of the bath next to the toilet ;)
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There is a wash basin between my toilet and the bath's hand shower...the last time I tried to reach it, I peed on my heels...

Btw, How are the boys coping with the shortened semester?
 
Luke7777 said:
Step 1 : finish , Step 2 : reach for handshower :)
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Ah. Nope. Urinary tract keeps at least half a gallon, reserved for those unguarded moments...:o

Luke7777 said:
Boys started exams today, so my TMU time will be severely limited for the 2 weeks...grade 5 & 7 isn't for sissies
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:D

My niece (lives with me) is in the same boat (Grade 10). My big worry is the damn 5 week holiday that follows :eek:

On another note: Looking at stats, there are things like Games won, drawn and lost.
What qualifies a win, a draw or a loss?
 
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