Tree Hugging?

[porn$tar]

well...at least she like wood

As opposed to what? Bush?

 

[GreGorGy]

I'd be careful - tree-huggers can become stalkers. However, if she is of age and has indeed blossomed you should consider deflowering her.

Ok, I'll stop before anyone soils themselves. I'll make way for rest of you.

 

[slowcheetah]

However, if she is of age and has indeed blossomed you should consider deflowering her.

Ok, I'll stop before anyone soils themselves. I'll make way for rest of you.

Actually, she's a couple years older than me

 

[porn$tar]

Actually, she's a couple years older than me

If you want to know exactly, saw off one of her legs and count the rings...

 

[GreGorGy]

Actually, she's a couple years older than me

Did you cut her arm off and count the rings then?

 

[spiderz]

Actually, she's a couple years older than me

Pix or it's not true!!!!

 

[porn$tar]

You have my blessing, as long as she's not built like a baobab...

 

[slowcheetah]

If you want to know exactly, saw off one of her legs and count the rings...

Did you cut her arm off and count the rings then?

LOL! You guys are losing track of the joke here. She's a tree-hugger, not a tree.

 

[porn$tar]

LOL! You guys are losing track of the joke here. She's a tree-hugger, not a tree.

Until you find squirrels nesting in her hair...

 

[GreGorGy]

Until you find squirrels nesting in her hair...

Then you'll know for sure she's nuts!

 

[Yuu]

I think if she wanted you to participate, it may actually help you find the answer you are seeking. Do we have to think of this literally?

IMO, hug her when you see her (no puns) and just be happy in the moment, you are over thinking things here.

Am happy for you 2

 

[wrathex]

Don't worry about the tree hugging, your hippie girl might hug trees, but she'll also stick with you through the tough times, if you ever fall on hard times, she'll happily live in your grandpa's treehouse with you

 

[OnePingOnly]

For the record (read:if she ever finds out my alias on myBB), I won't let a little tree hugging put me off. As long as I'm not expected to participate.

But you could have a treesome!

 

[GreGorGy]

But you could have a treesome!

CLASSIC! Menage a tree!

 

[Dolby]

But you could have a treesome!

LOL

 

[Surv0]

Dont let her get away, hippy chicks are a million times more awesome than bar frequenting, materialistic girls. More loving, more appreciative, rational thinkers.. no brainer... hug a tree everyday, you will feel alot better about urself

 

[slowcheetah]

Thanks for all the replies, guys. The sincere and the funny ones alike!

 

[hawker]

I still think you should get to the root cause of her behaviour!

 

[porn$tar]

But you could have a treesome!

I completely missed that one.

 

[Mila]

Sooo Have you all hugged a tree today?