Unexpected pregnancy

These kinds of things happened to me a few times already and it turned out to be either not pregnant or not mine.

First time a 34 year old lady (I was 23) told me she's pregnant, I go the fsck crazy! Then I find a completed form in a pair of jeans that she forgot at my flat with the details of the father on. Turned out she was taking him to court for not helping her with buying things for the upcoming baby.

Then a girl (whom I only later found out was a gold digger) told me the same thing, I go the fsck nuts once again!. She asked me money for an abortion which I gave to her. I've never seen her again.

Another one was my girlfriend at the time, she fell pregnant and by default I believe the baby girl was mine. After the child was one year old I took her to my parents for the first time and my mother took one look at her and said she looks nothing like us. The following week I made an appointment at a medical lab and we (gf and I) took the baby there.

Two weeks later the results were in the mail - I was not the father. So I distanced myself from both baby and mother.

Mug, women can lie! Make sure you know where you get your head into :)
 
Oh, the cost of a paternity test about 3 or so years ago was R1 070, just FYI. However that's when the baby's born already. Not sure how much it costs while its in the uterus.
 
How the hell do people even manage this?

It's hard enough getting pregnant when you actually want to get pregnant with the absolute pristine timing required to get it right, yet people seem to have these accidents all over the bloody place.

Really it's not difficult firstly to NOT have sex during the ovulation cycle and secondly it's not that difficult to use a condom (which you should be doing for other reasons) either.
 
Dude, seriously, man up and take responsibility for your actions. Paternity test sounds best way to go after baby is born if you still unsure.

Besides, if the girl is on the pill, they kinda dont really worry about pregnancy stuff believing it to be safe, but its not. Next time ALWAYS practice safe sex! Asking a girl to have an abortion is seriously a no-no, you have to wait for her to decide what to do. I realise its your decision too, but the best thing you can do now is man up and accept it and prepare yourself!
 
mug11 said:
Unexpected pregnancy
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mug11 said:
3 weeks ago , we had unprotected sex
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Um, no it's pretty much expected when you have unprotected sex that a baby could come out of it hey. Kids these days need to take responsibility, and if you weren't the responsible one and now have to deal with her mistake because she tricked you into be the baby-daddy, well, pay up sucka
 
nukefission said:
Sup,and No its not me.
I dont trust anything,including invisible condoms :p
I`d probably ask my wife to get a paternity test,I`m a bit paranoid
Though that would likely result in my premature decommissioning due to damage to my systems.

Anyway OP
you dun goofed
Shes pregnant,probably your baby,be a father...
Your life has changed in the blink of an eye,though in this case the cum of the willy

:erm:
Stuff is serious when mybb people know each other IRL
what if requiem is the said female in question?
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requiem isn't the female in question...and even if it was...so what?
maybe i should actually refer her to this thread.
 
marine1 said:
Wtf? The guy is trying to help you man. You came here asking for help he has given you advice and now you are upset?
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I am not upset at all....requiem is a great guy, and gave me good advice!
 
Not the same woman after all. However the one I think of and Mug's lady had exceptionally similar travel plans, and sound a lot alike.

actually a blessing for Mug that it isn't the lady I thought.
 
YingYang said:
What can I say, I was young, dumb and full of cum :p
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Please avoid the references to bodily fluids. It upsets Pooky greatly.

Ninja'd said:
The day ShaunSA knocks up someone is the day I get my front teeth removed.
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The day I knock someone up will be the day the sun rises in the west :D

Slightly o/t. A while after we started going out someone called the SO several times to claim that I was having an affair with a female :wtf:
 
Maybe you should have sex again to like set the mood :whistle:

Ok on a serious note let us know how the talk goes.
 
Ninja'd said:
The day ShaunSA knocks up someone is the day I get my front teeth removed.
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He'll need a [-]victim[/-] girlfriend first.

He'll probably pop in with something along the lines of:

Shaun: Hey MyBB I prevented someone from getting raped today
MyBB: What did you do?
Shaun: I convinced her!
 
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