Unexpected pregnancy

The hell is the rhythm control method?

Will need R Kelly's "You remind me of my Jeep" at the point of ejaculation gets the woman all riled up and the ovarian eggs attack and destroy the semen.
Tip: Keep the remote under the pillow or within hand's reach to press Play.
 
She said she had a blood test.
We meeting tonight...i am so stressed!!!

Ah man...seems the blood test is more accurate than the urine test. For a chick that apparently would have difficulty getting pregnant (who knows 'how'/'why' she knows this)...it all seems a bit odd. Sleep with her once...and gets pregnant "easily". Very odd...like the others say....do not marry her and think it will help make it better for the kid/situation etc, blah blah. I almost get the feeling she wanted this to happen...as you guys seem to know each other for a while, and hooked up previously. Added...the quickly made decision to keep the baby...like I say...it all seems a bit odd...

Strongs dude, it's a big thing to happen to someone...just try take a 3rd party perspective and don't commit to anything unless you are 100% sure you are in it. It's an 18 year commitment at the least supporting the kid financially, emotionally etc. If you are not up for it, rather walk away.
 
Ah man...seems the blood test is more accurate than the urine test. For a chick that apparently would have difficulty getting pregnant (who knows 'how'/'why' she knows this)...it all seems a bit odd. Sleep with her once...and gets pregnant "easily". Very odd...like the others say....do not marry her and think it will help make it better for the kid/situation etc, blah blah. I almost get the feeling she wanted this to happen...as you guys seem to know each other for a while, and hooked up previously. Added...the quickly made decision to keep the baby...like I say...it all seems a bit odd...

Strongs dude, it's a big thing to happen to someone...just try take a 3rd party perspective and don't commit to anything unless you are 100% sure you are in it. It's an 18 year commitment at the least supporting the kid financially, emotionally etc. If you are not up for it, rather walk away.

He's not going to be able to walk away if she does have the baby and it turns out to be his, but I hope Mugs realises that having a baby with her does not mean he has to marry her.
 
Plus side to pregnancie, hormones go crazy they get extra horny (sometimes) and Breast feeding boobs OO

What's fun about getting breast milk squirted all over you?
Been there done that.
First time I had to lay in the wet spot too.
 
Once upon a time.

>Make out with chick in a church yard
>fondles boobs
>hand feels wet
>looks
>Dafuq?

At least that saved you from the position mugg's in.

Sure it moisture wasn't from moss on the the church building wall?
 
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