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Dolby

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Alfa - let's be realistic for a second :

Why would a test be at 10+ seconds and your car be at 8 seconds? That's a 20% increase.
 

Smooth Criminal

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Boy you really are slow Alfaholic. Which part of "compare apples with apples" don't you understand? Besides, the bloke with the Polo could probably sell his car and buy two of your "modded" cars. That's embarrassing.
 

ALFAHOLIC

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Boy you really are slow Alfaholic. Which part of "compare apples with apples" don't you understand? Besides, the bloke with the Polo could probably sell his car and buy two of your "modded" cars. That's embarrassing.

LOL - there we go, ya'll acting like forum newbies...lol

me car has about 23% increase boss...lol take a good look at what exhaust means and remap...oooh julle VbubbleU boys know only of Revo...aga shame!

shap guys! ALFA FTW!:rolleyes:
 

Smooth Criminal

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LOL - there we go, ya'll acting like forum newbies...lol

me car has about 23% increase boss...lol take a good look at what exhaust means and remap...oooh julle VbubbleU boys know only of Revo...aga shame!

shap guys! ALFA FTW!:rolleyes:

8/110 is not 23%, Boss. You not only suck at cars, but you fail at maths.
 

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ALFAHOLIC, I have two words for you: "off" and "piss". With your (apparently) superior reading and writing skills you should be able to place them in the correct order, given a year...
 

Pitbull

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I have only found one thing in this thread that explains to me what some people find to be superior to other cars.

1. They talk about exhausts, gasflowed heads, Air filters and what not. (This doesn;t do much to the performance of you car :eek:)

2. People who drive 1920 cars try and please themselves by saying they have this and that done to their car and it will out run so and so car.

It's pretty simple for all the guys who don;t know much about cars I'll give you a little run down:

. Normal aspirated cars can never and will never be in the same performance bracket (Just forget about it)

. You can do 1000's of thousands of rands worth of work on your engine (Normal aspirated) and a guy in a 1400 Turbo will kick your ass.

. When it comes to performance of a car it boils down to 2 thing
1. Driver
2. Car

There is no way in hell a 3.0 GTV alfa would have ever out ran my Polo I owned 2.0 Polo btw :D

Also there is no M3 that would ever out run a 1400 Uno Turbo

Let it go. My e-penis is bigger than yours will never get you anywhere. Pls when it comes to cars compare apples to apples :rolleyes:
 

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I have only found one thing in this thread that explains to me what some people find to be superior to other cars.

1. They talk about exhausts, gasflowed heads, Air filters and what not. (This doesn;t do much to the performance of you car :eek:)

2. People who drive 1920 cars try and please themselves by saying they have this and that done to their car and it will out run so and so car.

It's pretty simple for all the guys who don;t know much about cars I'll give you a little run down:

. Normal aspirated cars can never and will never be in the same performance bracket (Just forget about it)

. You can do 1000's of thousands of rands worth of work on your engine (Normal aspirated) and a guy in a 1400 Turbo will kick your ass.

. When it comes to performance of a car it boils down to 2 thing
1. Driver
2. Car

There is no way in hell a 3.0 GTV alfa would have ever out ran my Polo I owned 2.0 Polo btw :D

Also there is no M3 that would ever out run a 1400 Uno Turbo

Let it go. My e-penis is bigger than yours will never get you anywhere. Pls when it comes to cars compare apples to apples :rolleyes:

r u serious PB?
 

Pitbull

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LOL 7 seconds??? Dude you need to read write...getit LOL - Arnold Swatzerneger in The Simpsons movie - "I was brought here to leaaaad, not to reaaaad!"

Go read my other thread...at highlands on iPhone app I get 8 sec dead 0-100, now if you like me know iPhone apps...that things telemetry is out, I'd say best I can get with my exhaust and remap (read fast stuff) i'd say is 8.5 or 8.7...

LOL i don't think you read the thread mate, the GTI kills me in 1st, 2cnd and only in 3rd I'll come catch up, 4th I eat a little and 5th I eat marginally, as stated earlier, you cannot compare 0-100 times when I state i killed it in 3rd, 4th adn 5th lol - did you skip standard 1 where they taught you to read without bias???LOL

Do you know how long 8's is?

In a Turbo car I can hit 1/2/3 in about 8 seconds. So if your Alfa does 0-100 in 8/9 seconds that would mean that you run a 1/4 mile in about 10 seconds right

1/4 mile is 400 meters (1 mile = 1.6 KMs)

At 100 km/h you complete 1.6 km in a minute

1.6/60 = 0.02 per meter

11.11 Seconds on 400m that is if you had a running start and ran 100km/h from start to finish you would get 11.11 seconds.

Now your exceleration from 0 - 100 takes 8/9 seconds how long do you think it would take you to complete the 1/4 mile?
 

xrapidx

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. Normal aspirated cars can never and will never be in the same performance bracket (Just forget about it)
2. People who drive 1920 cars try and please themselves by saying they have this and that done to their car and it will out run so and so car.

So a stock 2000 S2000 won't beat a stock 2007 Golf GTI in a straight line (both 2L)? :cool:

EDIT:
JK8 Disclaimer - at the coast.
 
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JK8

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There is no way in hell a 3.0 GTV alfa would have ever out ran my Polo I owned 2.0 Polo btw :D

Also there is no M3 that would ever out run a 1400 Uno Turbo

Let it go. My e-penis is bigger than yours will never get you anywhere. Pls when it comes to cars compare apples to apples :rolleyes:

I get what you saying Pitbull, but I think you should put a * t&c apply disclaimer...

Eg: a PGTi is faster than a Type R in JHB but the Type R is faster than a MK5 Gti at the coast...
 

Pitbull

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Talking about Mkv5

There is so many factors.

DSG would be one of them. I know the Polo GTi is a Turbo, I have no idea if the Golf 5 GTi has a turbo or not. If it does, not way the S2000 will beat it coast or not. If it's a NA then the S2000 would win if the Golf doesn't have a DSG gearbox.
 

xrapidx

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There is so many factors.

DSG would be one of them. I know the Polo GTi is a Turbo, I have no idea if the Golf 5 GTi has a turbo or not. If it does, not way the S2000 will beat it coast or not. If it's a NA then the S2000 would win if the Golf doesn't have a DSG gearbox.

Golf 5 GTI is a 2L turbo - and the S2000 is quite a bit faster stock, I think the vehicle weight is roughly the same.

with some work the GTI will most likely be faster - but stock on stock, an S2000 is faster... faster than the Golf 5 R32 3.2 V6 as well (stock)...
 

xrapidx

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BTW - can only argue this point because I know an S2000 and Golf 5.
 

JK8

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BTW - can only argue this point because I know an S2000 and Golf 5.

You in CT, the S2000 will beat a MK5 GTi and maybe Mk6 Gti.
Up here the S2000 is slower than a Pgti and Mk4 132kw...
 

xrapidx

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You in CT, the S2000 will beat a MK5 GTi and maybe Mk6 Gti.
Up here the S2000 is slower than a Pgti and Mk4 132kw...

I know - thats why I added the disclaimer :)

My S2000 made just under 130kw up there :(

Recent dyno after a terrible dyno of 176.5kw had her up at 184kw.
 

Pitbull

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Golf 5 GTI is a 2L turbo - and the S2000 is quite a bit faster stock, I think the vehicle weight is roughly the same.

with some work the GTI will most likely be faster - but stock on stock, an S2000 is faster... faster than the Golf 5 R32 3.2 V6 as well (stock)...

This would highly depend on the driver of said car.

Driving a Turbo at it's full potential is not the same as driving a NA car. You can't compare the 2 with the same driver. It took me years to learn how to drive a Turbo to it's full potential as to where driving a NA engine is pretty simple. I'm talking about clutch release, clutch drag (To balance Turbo lag) and so forth.

If you where to put an S2000 driver like yourself against a seasoned Turbo driver there is no way the S2000 would win the Turbo stock. Unless the Turbo is as under powered as the A3 Audi.

These Turbo's of today is setup way too crap.

How about I tell you that your S2000 would never ever outrun an Uno Turbo?

These cars where built for power and speed. The Golf is built for reliability and not speed :eek: Just my 2c's
 
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