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Mountain Man
60% water is about the average for a normal person, it can range between 50 and 75%
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That's strange, the first week I tried keto, my carbs averaged about 120 and I lost 1.8kg.
The second week I did better and got my carb average to about 80 (week ended better) and lost 2.6kg.
If your carbs are that low, then I wonder what is stopping the kilos from dropping?
Are you making sure that your protein intake isn't too high, otherwise that will just be converted to glucose.
I had some baked sweet potatoes last night, and that pushed my carbs over 80
Hopefully my keto test strips will arrive today.
How accurate are the strips?
Maybe complete the keto calculator that I posted a couple pages back.
I discovered a brilliant new 'crash diet' yesterday. It's called 'Diarrhoea'. Once you get into the zone, you can really feel it working. After about 5 'bowel movements', you can literally eat anything you like without fear of gaining weight. I myself lost a kilo overnight.
Some advice for newbs -
1. Don't fart, it's not air in your rectum. You only make this mistake once.
2. Use an out of the way toilet. If that hot girl in the office sees you leaving as she's heading in, no amount of carefully started rumours about your 9-inch C0ck will get her to forget the stench you've left behind.
3. How do you know it's working? When your a-ring starts burning from the stomach acid that no longer gets absorbed by your bowel because it's in a giddy rush to get to your colon!
And for you nay-sayers who claim it's only water-loss - you clench your anal sphincter shut for an hour during a business meeting and THEN tell me that's not physical exercise!
How accurate are the strips?
RoflI discovered a brilliant new 'crash diet' yesterday. It's called 'Diarrhoea'. Once you get into the zone, you can really feel it working. After about 5 'bowel movements', you can literally eat anything you like without fear of gaining weight. I myself lost a kilo overnight.
Some advice for newbs -
1. Don't fart, it's not air in your rectum. You only make this mistake once.
2. Use an out of the way toilet. If that hot girl in the office sees you leaving as she's heading in, no amount of carefully started rumours about your 9-inch C0ck will get her to forget the stench you've left behind.
3. How do you know it's working? When your a-ring starts burning from the stomach acid that no longer gets absorbed by your bowel because it's in a giddy rush to get to your colon!
And for you nay-sayers who claim it's only water-loss - you clench your anal sphincter shut for an hour during a business meeting and THEN tell me that's not physical exercise!
Rofl
I don't know whether to offer sympathy or congratulations![]()