Whacking off :wtf: Help!!

C

Chris The Man

Well-Known Member
Joined
Mar 6, 2015
Messages
345
Reaction score
0
Location
Nelspruit
Hello, My name is Chris and I'm addicted to fapping. I can't stop masturbating. Sometimes I try to not engage in sexual stimulation but I always succumb and continue with this repulsive behaviour. Can somebody help me?? I'm a teenager by the way. *Hides*
 
Sit on your left hand till it goes numb and then use it instead.
 
Lol. I've gotta...errm..hand you the prize for the best Friday thread so far.
 
/calls rza, Patrick and Arthur

Bit late for a Friday thread, isn't it?
 
Keep going. It'll fall off eventually - problem solved.
 
Goldilocs18 said:
/calls rza, Patrick and Arthur

Bit late for a Friday thread, isn't it?
Click to expand...
Rza: "Christians shouldn't be forced to do business with you"

Patrick: "Pray for gods help or go to hell".

Arthur: "Be a real man, stop w@nking and get married".
 
Nick333 said:
Rza: "Christians shouldn't be forced to do business with you"

Patrick: "Pray for gods help or go to hell".

Arthur: "Be a real man, stop w@nking and get married".
Click to expand...

Well, that's that handled.
 
Go speak to your local catholic priest about this. They normally know what to do
 
Nick333 said:
Rza: "Christians shouldn't be forced to do business with you"

Patrick: "Pray for gods help or go to hell".

Arthur: "Be a real man, stop w@nking and get married".
Click to expand...

techne: "Let's first define what excessive masturbation really entails"

swa: "There is no evidence that whacking off actually constitutes w@nking"
 
Did you know it makes hair grow on your palms then everyone will know. One day you'll wake up and there's hair on your palms unless you cut it down to 2 times per week.
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top
Sign up to the MyBroadband newsletter
X