Whacking off :wtf: Help!!

Every time you do it, God kills a kitten. Please, just stop already!!
 
Hello, My name is Chris and I'm addicted to fapping. I can't stop masturbating. Sometimes I try to not engage in sexual stimulation but I always succumb and continue with this repulsive behaviour. Can somebody help me?? I'm a teenager by the way. *Hides*

nobody here will be fapping your willy dude. DIY or get a girlfriend/boyfriend.
 
Did you know it makes hair grow on your palms then everyone will know. One day you'll wake up and there's hair on your palms unless you cut it down to 2 times per week.

It's actually the other way around, people with hair on their palms don't fap... cause of the friction the hair never gets a chance to grow...
No more friction, hair starts growing....
 
It's actually the other way around, people with hair on their palms don't fap... cause of the friction the hair never gets a chance to grow...
No more friction, hair starts growing....
Erm...

It's a defense mechanism in your body. When fapping becomes too much for the system, palm hair starts developing. This will make fapping unpleasant because of the friction on the dick shaft skin as well as bruising. The result will be to stop fapping due to unpleasantness. The palm hair eventually stops growing
 
What's this obsession everybody has about fapping being bad/disgusting etc.? I can't recall one bad experience I've ever had while doing it...
 
What's this obsession everybody has about fapping being bad/disgusting etc.? I can't recall one bad experience I've ever had while doing it...

As they say in Afrikaans: n hoender wat nie kekkel nie, se eiers smaak nie lekker nie. :whistle:
 
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