Whacking off :wtf: Help!!

[Chris The Man]

Go speak to your local catholic priest about this. They normally know what to do

Yeah sure

 

[gregmcc]

 

[Chris The Man]

Did you know it makes hair grow on your palms then everyone will know.

That's impossible. There is no way that can happen. I've never heard somebody saying such.

 

[Chris The Man]

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ROFL!!!!!

 

[Hemi300c]

That's impossible. There is no way that can happen. I've never heard somebody saying such.

We'll let the others decide if it's true or not.

 

[Hamish McPanji]

That's impossible. There is no way that can happen. I've never heard somebody saying such.

That's because too much fapping also makes you deaf

 

[Kloofvreter]

Keep going. It'll fall off eventually - problem solved.

He can still lightly and carefully rub the rim of his anus for stimulation once his prick drops off.

 

[Rickster]

Friday threads...

 

[MickeyD]

Use better lube.

 

[Lager]

That's impossible. There is no way that can happen. I've never heard somebody saying such.

It's a defense mechanism in your body. When fapping becomes too much for the system, palm hair starts developing. This will make fapping unpleasant because of the friction on the dick shaft skin as well as bruising. The result will be to stop fapping due to unpleasantness. The palm hair eventually stops growing

 

[Chris The Man]

It's a defense mechanism in your body. When fapping becomes too much for the system, palm hair starts developing. This will make fapping unpleasant because of the friction on the dick shaft skin as well as bruising. The result will be to stop fapping due to unpleasantness. The palm hair eventually stops growing

 

[gregmcc]

That's because too much fapping also makes you deaf

What? Speak up.

 

[MickeyD]

Have you attempted danger-fapping yet?

 

[Gezza]

Sit on your left hand till it goes numb and then use it instead.

Ah, the stranger. Takes me back

 

[Gezza]

Have you attempted danger-fapping yet?

Is it when you call your dad a mother fu**er, lock yourself in your room and try to fap one out before he breaks the door down?

 

[MickeyD]

Is it when you call your dad a mother fu**er, lock yourself in your room and try to fap one out before he breaks the door down?

If your dad is alive, then that could qualify...

 

[Gezza]

If your dad is alive, then that could qualify...

He passed away on the 20th of Feb this year, sadly.

 

[MickeyD]

He passed away on the 20th of Feb this year, sadly.

Yesterday was three years...

 

[Gezza]

Yesterday was three years...

My condolences. We've really thrown a wet towel over this thread, haven't we?

 

[Hamish McPanji]

My condolences. We've really thrown a wet tissue over this thread, haven't we?

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