cerebus
Honorary Master
Yeah they sell it in tubes or pots in the supermarket. I'm just being an ass.Never seen that.
Which is why I was asking.
Just normal crushed garlic in a tube? Or that new style you get in a squeeze bottle?
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Yeah they sell it in tubes or pots in the supermarket. I'm just being an ass.Never seen that.
Which is why I was asking.
Just normal crushed garlic in a tube? Or that new style you get in a squeeze bottle?
Yeah they sell it in tubes or pots in the supermarket. I'm just being an ass.
He he. No worries.
So basically this?
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Anthony Bourdain would shun me knowing I even have that in my fridge.

Bourdain was a heroin addict for years. He's eaten warthog anus. He's not opposed to taking shortcuts. He hates hipsters though so if you are one tough luck.
“Roasted garlic. Garlic is divine. Few food items can taste so many distinct ways, handled correctly. Misuse of garlic is a crime. Old garlic, burnt garlic,“garlic cut too long ago, garlic that has been tragically smashed through one of those abominations, the garlic press, are all disgusting. Please, treat your garlic with respect. Sliver it for pasta, like you saw in Goodfellas, don't burn it. Smash it, with the flat of your knife blade if you like, but don't put it through a press. I don't know what that junk is that squeezes out the end of those things, but it ain't garlic. And try roasting garlic. It gets mellow and sweeter if you roast it whole, still on the clove, to be squeezed out later when it's soft and brown. Try a Caesar dressing, for instance, with a mix of fresh, raw garlic for bite, and roasted for background, and you'll see what I mean. Nothing will permeate your food more irrevocably and irreparably than burnt or rancid garlic. Avoid at all costs that vile spew you see rotting in oil in screwtop jars. Too lazy to peel fresh? You don't deserve to eat garlic.”
Excerpt From: Bourdain, Anthony. “Kitchen Confidential Paperback.” Bloomsbury Publishing PLC, 2013-05-22T14:00:00+00:00. iBooks.
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He's lightened up considerably since then. If you haven't already, check out No Reservations and Parts Unknown.Found it, was in Kitchen Confidential.
It's from the section how to cook like a pro where he gives some shortcuts (funny in this context) for the home kitchen.
It just always stuck to me and every time I use crushed garlic I feel his scorn.
He's lightened up considerably since then. If you haven't already, check out No Reservations and Parts Unknown.
Braai
That ended up schite, meat was braaied to the consistency of a leather sole, what a waste.
I hate over-cooked meat on the braai. Many people do that. Who did the braaing?
Was a family braai I got invited to, they supplied the meat & did the braaing. I could see it coming as the meat was on the grid for a long long time. Just kept on sipping my jamesons, having a mug of cupasoup now![]()
If you didn't say something as the desecration took place, I hold you as responsible.
I tend not to chirp at other peoples spots when it comes to their cooking, seen some take offence before so these days I just smile & think what takeaway I'm gonna grab on my way homeIf it was my own meat I would have done it myself.