Will President Ramaphosa ease the current lockdown tonight?

The government will

  • Move SA to a lower level (1-2)

    Votes: 64 32.5%

  • Move SA to a higher level (4-5)

    Votes: 8 4.1%

  • Ease selected restrictions (alcohol, curfew, borders, beaches etc)

    Votes: 122 61.9%

  • Make no changes

    Votes: 35 17.8%

  • Other

    Votes: 12 6.1%
  • Total voters
    197
  • Poll closed .
eg2505 said:
heres a secret, the numbers are a lie,
I dont trust one number they publish,

its all a smokescreen to hide all the looting and stealing going on in the background.
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Sepeng said:
Reckon the talk will be about the vaccines so I voted No Changes - happy to be proven wrong.
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Apple - the latest i-Phone is expensive, but you must have it to fit in.
Sucker - Oh, okay.

Microsoft "associate" - the latest vaccine isn't so necessary as there's not much of an emergency, but you must have it to fit in.
Sucker - Oh, okay.


(Nothing personal, know some are just being careful.)
 
My fellow South Africans,

Today we received a vaccine. There are no videos or pictures of it since we received it in the same manner as we would receive a deadly pathogen. Therefore His Excellency, Prof-Dr-Rev. Adriaan Basson, was prevented from taking photographs of it. I personally did not see the shipment but I am assured by my trusted ANC confidants, who said they personally counted each box, that they are there, and safely away from thieves. I have no reason not to trust their feedback.

Now, to those people who, this past weekend, arrogantly violated our carefully thought-through regulation, to close down the beaches by 100m in each direction: you are the reason that our infection numbers have increased. I was reliably informed by the Honorable Minister of COGTA. To you, criminals of our society, I say this: each of you are the reason that we have decided to increase lockdown to a newly, carefully considered, lockdown level, namely level 6 and 7.
 
bwana said:
With President Ramaphosa set to address the nation at 20:00 tonight do you think there will be an easing of regulations or a further tightening? Will they open the borders earlier than planned? What about curfew, alcohol and beaches?
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The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some history.
Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"
She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Little Akio, a bright foreign exchange student from Japan, who had his hand up: "Patrick Henry, 1775" he said.
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"Very good, who said. 'Government for the People, by the People, for the People shall not perish from the Earth'?"
Again, no response except from Little Akio: "Abraham Lincoln, 1863".
"Excellent!" said the teacher continuing, "Let's try one a bit more difficult - Who said, 'Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country'?".
Once again, Akio's was the only hand in the air and he said: "John F Kennedy, 1961".
The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed of yourselves. Little Akio isn't from this country and he knows more about our history than you do!".
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A loud whisper from the class: "F@ck the Japs".
"Who said that" - I want to know right now"? She angrily demanded.
Little Akio put his hand up, "General MacArthur, 1945".
At this point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke".
The teacher glares around and asks, "All right now who said that?"
Again, Little Akio says, "George Bush" to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991".
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Now furious, another student yells, "Oh yeah?- Suck this!"
Little Akio jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher,
"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!"
Now with almost mob hysteria, someone said, "You little sh,!t! - If you say anything more - I'll kill you!"
Little Akio frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Michael Jackson to the children testifying against him, 2004".
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The teacher fainted. As the class gatherd around the teacher on the floor, someone said,
"Oh Sh,!t, we're screwed!"
Little Akio said quietly,
"The South African People, when Cyril Ramaphosa utters,
'My Fellow South Africans' ".
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Wake me up when he crawls up his own arsehole looking for a covid sample.

I have zero interest in what that **** has to say. He's a liar and a coward and a thief. I wont waste my time.
 
Schools will not reopen on 15th Feb
Alcohol will remain banned
We are still in the naughty corner
 
hashbrown99 said:
Schools will not reopen on 15th Feb
Alcohol will remain banned
We are still in the naughty corner
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Maybe he'll also add that they'll be using the first million vaccines to treat all ANC cabinet & families, since they have THE most important role to play. Plus, they'll be raising taxes, and banning KitKats now too because people share them.
 
Captain Underpants said:
Maybe he'll also add that they'll be using the first million vaccines to treat all ANC cabinet & families, since they have THE most important role to play. Plus, they'll be raising taxes, and banning KitKats now too because people share them.
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Ah, the vaccine passport is actually an anc membership card. Got it.
 
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