"Goooot p*ssy, ja"
"Vot a specatular vay to die!!"
"Sh*tbag! I am out of the ammunition"
"Like shooting squirrels in a barrel"
"Who invited my mother in law!?"
"Eish, don't get me started on South Africa"
"I don't like those oriental types. You never know what they're thinking"
Answering Machine: "Bobby Gontarski is presently er... unavoidable at present. Please leave message and he will get back to you er... Maybe not"
"Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?"