You were saying? The year in dumb quotes

I hope the Scameelperd learnt a lesson from those camel foot in mouth lies he told, but I think government (in this case the DoC) will always win the Darwin Awards for the most brain dead statements.

Sekese was in for a surprise when Deputy Communications Minister Stella Ndabeni-Abrahams told parliament that Sekese had still not signed her performance agreement. According to Ndabeni-Abrahams she told Sekese “Madam, you don’t lie to Parliament”.

Was the Aphid infested Sekese ever sacked or disciplined in any way?
 
hmm...not sure why the Alan Knott-Craig was listed. ever heard of disinformation? poor journalism again.

Wait wait wait... you're saying that instead of reporting about rumors of AKC moving, the journalist went and asked for clarification on the rumors is poor journalism?

Wow... just... wow.
 
hmm...not sure why the Alan Knott-Craig was listed. ever heard of disinformation? poor journalism again.

Clearly you did not bother to read past the photo of AKC in the article, if you had, you would know that the article refers to a statement made by Kevin Schmidt about AKC.

You are a victim of your own poor to non-existent reading and comprehension skills.
 
The Kevin Schmidt thing doesn't really seem like it should be in the article. The man was most likely bound to keep the information to himself. Even if it was only two days before the appointment. If that's the case, I'd rather commend him. (But then again, I don't know the whole story, only the short synopsis contained in the article)

The rest was gold though :p
 
The Kevin Schmidt thing doesn't really seem like it should be in the article. The man was most likely bound to keep the information to himself. Even if it was only two days before the appointment. If that's the case, I'd rather commend him. (But then again, I don't know the whole story, only the short synopsis contained in the article)

The rest was gold though :p

Then he should've said "no comment". I can see why it was included.

The part about not lying to parliament is hilarious though.
 
The statement by the Minister that "Telkom has been turned around"could also easily be labelled a lie, not just a dumb statement.

Perhaps the minister meant that Telkom had once been profitable and is now turned around into a disaster of epic proportions which seems to be exactly what Dinosaurus Pule and her boss the king ninja turtle want (drive down the share price, de-list and buy back all the shares at rock bottom prices then 100% nationalise Telkom).
 
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