I felt like something hot(ish)
Suddenly, this thread sprang to mind.
Ferreted around in the kitchen & pantry - came up empty handed.
Undeterred - back I went, emerged with this:
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1st cheat, the tin of tomatos.
Duel purpose - the fresh tomatos in the fridge were spoken for (tonights dinner i was led to believe).
Scoff if you must, but there was method to the madness - the contents were emptied into a sieve to separate the juice & the pieces.
The pieces of tomato went into a saucepan, the juice into a glass - along with salt & pepper, then down my gullet.
So now (without the juice) there was half a can of tomato in the saucepan, added half a teaspoon of birdseye chili, 1 teaspoon of the periperi spice, a large pinch of salt & a dash of balsamic vinegar.
Simmered for a while - appeared to lack body.
While foraging for other things, I happened upon a stash of sachets of tomato sauce (courtesy McD's & KFC).
Added them.
"Tequila" I thought - added half a shot.
Simmered sum more.
Was smelling good - had a taste.
Staggered around the kitchen for a few moments gasping for breath as harriet (the housekeeper) looked on with a bemused look on her face.
Grabbed for some sliced & (still) frozen McCain Stir fried veggies to kill the flames coming from my lips.
Harriet slaps my grubby paw with a dishcloth.
Regaining my lost composure, I gingerly re-approach the saucepan. I add a dash of tomato sauce (from the bottle this time).
"Ok, that seems a little more civilized" thinking the sour is never as sour without the sweet.
So I am left with this:
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It's damn fine - although taking a sharp breath after a taste remains tricky.